78 Reviews liked by jasmine


This game deserves more playtime and actually play it right. Also, don't recommend telling your family about this game's controversies and bans in countries. Then playing it in the family living room where anyone could see. Be better than me, please.

My god this game is boring, and it's really frustrating towards the end. Feels like worse GTA with terrible car controls.

There is an alternate universe where Rockstar Table Tennis is the biggest entertainment property in history and GTA was a weird anomaly

Great follow up to FEAR! I really liked how much better gun play felt! The AI isn’t as good here…

they need to stop putting this boring ass game in the yakuza series

Played on Linux

Hard to describe game... it's a masterpiece. And flawed to the bone. The atmosphere fills me with existential dread, despite the old engine, the game drew me in it's depressive world like nothing else.

It feels like the kind of thing that couldn't be made by a AAA studio. It's a genuine personal artpiece coming from the depths of a few developer's minds. It feels genuine like nothing else in it's dread and terror.

Gameplay is sometimes a bit weak. Some puzzles poorly communicated. But that's about it. I don't know if it deserves all the stars, or just 4 or 3.5. It deserves all of them at the same time. It's one of a kind.

Fun game but oh my god the ui is not user friendly and competitive players seem to be in the 8th layer of insane meta hell

no clue what was going on for all 20 hours of this

why is the title screen announcer sooo freaky !?

A lack of late game, but still great.

thought about KILLING MYSELF

The card artwork is cool and the gameplay is good. The constant changes and microtransactions are rough.

I so badly wanted to like this game and when I was younger I loved it but it is just so shit once you get towards the end of the game. The milestone challenges are awful, the police AI is atrocious, the racer AI is the fastest thing to ever exist with how much slingshot/catch up they have. Just so annoying and frustrating I have never been happier to finish a game and it is a shame because I went in so excited thinking of how much I enjoyed this game as a child but I must have enjoyed it because I wasn't able to tell what was wrong with it.