24 Reviews liked by justbin


the only good thing to come out of capitalism

On one hand I hate rhythm minigames, on the other hand I love Kingdom Hearts

At least they’ve learned from that unplayable Huey, Dewey, and Louie ice cream minigame from BBS that locked me out of Ventus’ campaign for two years of my adult life

pretty solid reskin of simpsons hit and run. i like all the birds a lot

God I love ice cream so much dude

358/2 days but the word ice cream is replaced with sex

"this game is deep and stuff bro, it says something about the human contidion" I utter as I furiously masturbate to 2B sfm porn

I mean I'm not quite finished playing, but come on. We all know it's 5 stars. You can fuck a bear, two different devils and a squid. You can fuck anything.

please free my SO she's 50 hours deep still in act 1 and keeps sharing snippits of wanting to fuck the vampire I can no longer reach her

one of my favorite sentences is "Kingdom Hearts III is the tenth main installment in the Kingdom Hearts series."

Yes, I played this game and enjoyed it. Yes, your wife gave me a blowjob while I played the high impact gameplay of Devil May Kino 2. Cope.

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT" is, even today, one of the best lines in gaming history

pretty cool game tho

Good game and atmosphere, garbage water level