In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.”

And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. God called the vault “sky.”

And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day. And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day. And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good.

And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day. And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.”

And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day. And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them. God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

God saw all that he had made, and it was very good.

This game is a commitment man like you already have to sell one of your kidneys just to get a loose cart of this game but then you gotta buy a GBA which is like $80 itself which is roughly the equivalent of one pancreas. No you aren’t getting by with your game boy color that’s shoved between your couch cushion because then you don’t get the Super Secret transformation that lord only knows how you even get that in the first place

And THEN you have to mod your GBA because otherwise you’re only playing that thing when god himself decides to shine a beam of sunlight on your screen so you can actually see it. And have you actually modded a GBA before? You will fuck it up the first time. After going through like 5 systems (equivalent to roughly 1 spleen) you’ll say “screw it I’ll just buy one” but THEN that’s like $300 on top of the $500 you just spent already. Hope you weren’t using that liver

So yeah unless you weren’t planning on living past 50 I’d just emulate this game or something because it’s just Pretty Good all things considered. I’m already operating on like 67% of my required organs I don’t think I’m gonna see my son graduate college

And DEFINITELY don’t blow it all on one of those stupid “WATA graded” copies that’s in a plastic case that’s impossible to open and you’ll end up just leaving on a shelf to collect dust anyway. Because that’ll require BOTH your kidneys.

It also makes you a sucker.

And I don’t talk to suckers.

If Pac Motos has 1 million fans I am one of them
If Pac Motos has 10 fans I am one of them
If Pac Motos has 1 fan that fan is me
If Pac Motos has 0 fans I am no longer alive
If the world is against Pac Motos then I am against the world
Until my dying breath, I shall support Pac Motos

pac man starring random bullshit

I’d like to know the mental gymnastics behind the guy at midway who said “alright so you know how we improved upon the first game with new mazes and cutscenes and changed how the fruit works? and then namco made their own sequel that completely changes the game while keeping it familiar? yeah screw all that let’s just do the first game again nobody will care”

if this was the first sequel I wouldn’t be nearly as critical but it was like the third or whatever so why didn’t you do this before ms pac man. what

uuuuummmmm I forget is this the one with the boobies level? it is? okay good

idk it’s definitely one of the weaker kirby games. it’s not bad by any means but it has a lot of poor design choices that make me scratch my head. it’s one of those games that’s good if you’re just trying to beat it but kinda sucks if you want to 100% it, though it’s not even THAT bad cause it’s so short

big fan of the kirby fish though