korn_abliged
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As autistic as all those tests say I am, I'll never top the goat Osaka.
Sata andagi / 10
Sata andagi / 10
I Wanna Be the Guy
2007
This the type of game some Chinese guy’d rage to on my fyp
Final Fantasy XIII
2009
Auto-battle
Auto-battle
Paradigm Shift
Auto-battle
Auto-battle
Auto-battle
Paradigm Shift
Auto-Battle
You do this for about 50 hours
Auto-battle
Paradigm Shift
Auto-battle
Auto-battle
Auto-battle
Paradigm Shift
Auto-Battle
You do this for about 50 hours
Skate 3
2010
I swear beating people with a skateboard and going off the same ramp for an hour was more fun than an actual mission.
7.5/10
7.5/10
Absolutely amazing Zelda, even better than OoT
THE best Zelda, not talked about as much nowadays which is a bummer..
10/10
10/10
Ghost of Tsushima
2020
Great game, a bit overrated nowadays but otherwise very good
8/10
8/10
Prefer the twink but ninja cyborg dude is pretty cool too
Donkey Kong 64
1999
This game truly isn’t as bad as some YouTubers who say it “killed a genre” will have you believe. It’s not perfect, but it’s a decent 3D collectathon that has a lot going for it. Fun characters, great soundtrack by Grant Kirkhope, nifty locales to explore & solid gameplay all around. It is a little too overzealous with collectibles, can be glitchy & has some tedious back-and-forth to the Tag Barrel, but those aren't enough to bring it down that much for me. Another worthwhile N64 platformer.
I’ve been a fan of Telltale Games for quite some time now. And yet, for some reason, I hadn’t sat down & fully played through their take on The Walking Dead until after this compilation had come out. So I did just that ---- and from beginning to end, I was hooked. Telltale just has a knack for weaving poignant, intense narratives & point-and-click gameplay into something fantastic. And TWD is probably their magnum opus. Cannot recommend enough to fans of story-heavy games.
Rayman Advance
2001
The original Rayman on PS1 is a wonderful title & is a 2D platformer I can recommend to pretty much anyone. This GBA take on it? Eh, not as much. It’s essentially the same game, so fun can be had here, but there’s some definite drawbacks. The soundtrack is downgraded to the point where I barely recognized some of the songs & the screen crunch can make things unintentionally complicated. Rayman 1 itself is still a good time though, so your mileage may vary.
“Could’ve been so much better” so what? I don’t really give a shit, it’s 3 amazing games compiled into one game with added in-game soundtracks which means you can now experience these three on your newer console. The only bothersome thing is how limited it was, other than that it’s just a collection so it’s great by default.
9/10
9/10
Days Gone
2019
This game was good, it wasn’t great and it wasn’t bad or mediocre, just good. But my fucking god the fanbase is so annoying. I’m on TikTok a lot and the people there overrate so many games. If it’s not Days Gone it’s Ghost of Tsushima, God of War Ragnarök, Spider-Man 2, Red Dead Redemption II, Call of Duty whatever, Assassin’s Creed or Dying Light. I’ll give Spider-Man 2 for example an 8/10, that’s a great fucking score but apparently not good enough. Apparently if I’m not giving it a 10 or a 9 it’s like I’m calling it bad, what the fuck are these people on. 5 is mediocre, 6 is good, 7 is really good, 8 is great, 9 is amazing and 10 is a masterpiece. So I started arguing in the comments of some edit on TikTok where everyone was calling these games absolute masterpieces 10/10’s and I said that I didn’t agree. What’s their response? “Bro’s tryna be different 😭🙏”, “Bro has NOT played Days Gone 😭😭” and “Blud’s on Xbox 😭🙏”. God these 15 year olds are so fucking annoying I don’t even know why I’m still trying. Anyway this game is GOOD, not great nor bad and definitely not a masterpiece.
6/10
6/10
Mario Teaches Typing
1992
tihs was an grate gaem
3.1/11
3.1/11
Castle Crashers
2008
One of my favorite brawlers ---- right up there with TMNT: Shredder's Revenge. There were several instances, particularly back in high school, where I’d fire this game up with friends & they were all hootin’-and-hollerin’ good times. Great memories for sure. Love the cartoony art, the quirky tunes, the downright silly humor & the satisfying gameplay loop. I can’t imagine it’s as much fun solo, but with friends it’s an absolute blast.