None of y'all have any idea how annoying I was in 2018-19 talking about this series.

Saying how good this game is for me feels like my dad talking about how the car he owns from 2006 is incredible and full of stories as long as you ignore the fact it almost falls apart the minute it gets on the road except this game came out last year.

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It's good, great even! but I actually wanted to fight some of those alien commanders Suda

I bet Jill would spit in my drink.
go off queen.

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mentally coding myself into a beautiful symbolic countryside rn

My 20's are like this if you remove the cool swords and motorcycles

"Emeralds better" stfu I didn't have Emerald when I was 5

Put me in feudal japan with an Iphone and I probably wouldn't get as far as I did here

The benefits of having that one amazing neighbor can not be understated

This is better than the first probably, but I prefer the first since I can only handle so much internal/mental panic

2022

This feels like a game that would cause me to hog whoever's Ipad I borrowed to play it.

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You get to kill Hitler's furry equivalent (Postive!)
The furry children are most likely French (Negative)

This is both my cooldown game and "everything about this is bullshit" game

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I would be a shitty medication lets be real