I am fascinated by Shenmue as a concept and its execution is bizarrely enticing, but this game is not right for this time in my life. I do not have the time currently to wait half an hour or longer for a timed event to occur, but perhaps when I am less busy I will come back to this game and digest its strangeness.

Jolly indeed! Fun, fast, and a strong sign of things to come. Beatable in minutes and completely free, so if you enjoy fast-paced platformers, you have no reason not to jump in and catch the Toree bug. Bring on Toree Saturn!

Bully is a satisfying rendition of the GTA formula into a private school. It's enormous fun to beat up bullies, play pranks, and deliver retribution unto those admirable proprietors of education who so greatly deserve it above all else. The open world is well devised and there is much to keep busy with, and most of it is pretty fun in a strong aversion to the busywork of most open world adventures. My only major complaint is not being able to kick Gary's shit in for any longer, to be honest.