nomooremercy
2005
This is one of the greatest 3D brawlers of all time, only thing holding it back for me is the difficulty spikes. Golem is quite possibly the most bullshit boss of all time, and you have to fight him 4-5 times to beat the campaign. Argh!
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKDWjhyPFuw
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake is one of the best, if not, the best SpongeBob game of all time. From the animations, the writing, the voice acting, the visuals, it’s downright beautiful and feels like a true extension of the TV show. I had my doubts that Purple Lamp Studios could pull off a true, original sequel to Battle for Bikini Bottom, but the madlads have done it. Pick this game up ASAP.
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake is one of the best, if not, the best SpongeBob game of all time. From the animations, the writing, the voice acting, the visuals, it’s downright beautiful and feels like a true extension of the TV show. I had my doubts that Purple Lamp Studios could pull off a true, original sequel to Battle for Bikini Bottom, but the madlads have done it. Pick this game up ASAP.
2022
A Ubisoft original.
Call of Bond: James on Duty
I went into this with the idea that this was some kind of mid 2000s riot cop simulator. I came away surprised to find out that it wasn't, and instead it was a campy first person shooter with a riot shield you can quickswitch to, as a kind of mobile cover system. The gameplay itself is fairly generic but you're rewarded for non-lethal takedowns, headshots & taking down gangleaders non-lethally, which opens up upgrades and side missions. The story is pure camp, it sort of just exists to move the gameplay forward. At just 8 or so hours in length but with a ton of replayability, I would definitely play it again in the future. Underrated gem for sure.
2022
Such great combat hindered by this roguelike trend as of late. I don't get it.
2005
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIn4E3cXMSs
The Warriors is the greatest licensed game of all time. They took a cult film, and not only adapted it beautifully, they expanded upon it's lore. Great combat, tons of modes, everything is playable in coop. What's not to love here? Check it out!
The Warriors is the greatest licensed game of all time. They took a cult film, and not only adapted it beautifully, they expanded upon it's lore. Great combat, tons of modes, everything is playable in coop. What's not to love here? Check it out!
2023
Awesome soundtrack, pretty good gameplay loop. Bosses are horrid and I found the roguelike elements to be a negative.
2004
My favorite "bad" game. It's so hilariously awful.
2005
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QEZg29QMFA
50 Cent Bulletproof walked so 50 Cent Blood on the Sand could run. Really not worth your time or money these days, just skip it.
50 Cent Bulletproof walked so 50 Cent Blood on the Sand could run. Really not worth your time or money these days, just skip it.
Don't really know what to say. Awful all around, the game is only enjoyable when you're experiencing funny glitches and bugs secondhand. It is absolute dogshit otherwise. Awful gunplay, awful melee combat, awful game truly all around. If this was my only game as a kid, I don't think I would be a gamer today.
2005
Full video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is-oatnDUvo
Cold Winter has an awesome story, paired with impressive physics and a badass dismemberment system. Unfortunately, it's PlayStation 2 exclusivity holds it back from greatness. Fingers crossed we get a remaster at some point!
Cold Winter has an awesome story, paired with impressive physics and a badass dismemberment system. Unfortunately, it's PlayStation 2 exclusivity holds it back from greatness. Fingers crossed we get a remaster at some point!
2022
If you liked Doom Eternal's core gameplay loop, you will more than likely enjoy Shadow Warrior 3's as well. Only reservation I have about this game is it's length, I beat the game in about four and a half hours. I skipped zero cutscenes, died about 4 times in combat, and a few more than that in the platforming sequences, so I did not waste much time. At $50, it's a hard sell for me.
Mario Party: Definitive Edition
2009
Probably the worst "expansion" to an FPS game of all time. It lasts all of half an hour and costed $10 at launch. Really just more of the same from the base game except in really bland arenas instead. Skip.