pinknarcissus005
2020
You can bonk both the twink vampire and the bear, euhm, bear. 5/5
This game's only upside is that it looks great on the PS5/a chunky PC. It has the same narrative problem as, well, Dead Space: it has about 10% of story to actually cover the game's time. So most of it is some contrived "oooh nooo, the cock thruster is broken, we need the lube to fix it. Damn, the lube machine broke too, we need to get the peepee enlarger". And the classic spending two minutes with a companion before the protagonist FALLS THROUGH THE FLOOR. AGAIN. FOR THE 10TH TIME. BOY WATCH YOUR FEEET.
The clunky melee combat you probably know about already, and maybe the VENTS. But I'm venting in here. Are they hidden loading screens? Probably, bc you climb through them for a minimum of 20 stretches. Take a tiktok break.
Should you play it? Idk, I'm not your mother.
The clunky melee combat you probably know about already, and maybe the VENTS. But I'm venting in here. Are they hidden loading screens? Probably, bc you climb through them for a minimum of 20 stretches. Take a tiktok break.
Should you play it? Idk, I'm not your mother.
2020
This review contains spoilers
The story is pretty good but it wasn't really what I was expecting from the game for the most part. The dual narrative of a dream world and what is happening in the real world would usually mirror each other. However, this is not really the case in Omori, but they instead feel like two separate stories. The real world; excellent. The dreamworld; it wants to be Undertale so bad but it doesn't really get what makes it so good. It kinda dragged on for a bit too long considering there's no much interconnection.
Still slay tho.
Still slay tho.
This review contains spoilers
I wanted to like this game. DontNod finally has almost believable dialogue (or maybe its bc it's DeckNine, these developers confuse me) and I do enjoy the main character and her powers. But those powers were SQUANDERED on a game where NOTHING happens whatsoever.
I know they can't make life is strange 1 (again-version) but this feels like a badly paced Netflix show about the barely interesting lives of some random village that Netflix know they'll just cancel after a season.
The main character faffs about for like, ACTUALLY 95% of the game doing nothing whatsoever until she has a magical(?) temper tantrum to further the plot a little bit. What tiny amount of plot there is, that is.
How did they spend an entire EPISODE on that damn dungeons and dragons live game involving the whole village and thought that was a good idea? That the player wouldn't strangle wanna strangle the damn kid? I almost deleted the game but I was like "maybe the twist makes up for it". The twist is that it is literally the first person you suspect who is the "bad guy". Hmm, who immediately gives me bad vibes here? Surely this studio wouldn't do that after genuinely shocking reveals in previous games?
They did do that. It made me angry. mxmtoon singing was the only highlight of the whole game.
I know they can't make life is strange 1 (again-version) but this feels like a badly paced Netflix show about the barely interesting lives of some random village that Netflix know they'll just cancel after a season.
The main character faffs about for like, ACTUALLY 95% of the game doing nothing whatsoever until she has a magical(?) temper tantrum to further the plot a little bit. What tiny amount of plot there is, that is.
How did they spend an entire EPISODE on that damn dungeons and dragons live game involving the whole village and thought that was a good idea? That the player wouldn't strangle wanna strangle the damn kid? I almost deleted the game but I was like "maybe the twist makes up for it". The twist is that it is literally the first person you suspect who is the "bad guy". Hmm, who immediately gives me bad vibes here? Surely this studio wouldn't do that after genuinely shocking reveals in previous games?
They did do that. It made me angry. mxmtoon singing was the only highlight of the whole game.
2018
I love Life is Strange. In retrospect, yes, the first has really cringe dialogue at times, but it truly felt like a modern but unique Twin Peaks.
LIS 2 has better written dialogue and choices that do actually add up to something unlike the first game. However - not much really happens in it? At one point you spend 5 minutes or so clicking buttons to cut marijuana. It also has annoying kid syndrome, which is essentially the selling point.
LIS 2 has better written dialogue and choices that do actually add up to something unlike the first game. However - not much really happens in it? At one point you spend 5 minutes or so clicking buttons to cut marijuana. It also has annoying kid syndrome, which is essentially the selling point.
The main story is kinda forgettable, and there's one of the characters who has such an annoying voice I had turn off sound when she spoke.
Wish I could see the real endings but I can't get through the damn final boss on the 8th day. Skill issue.
Wish I could see the real endings but I can't get through the damn final boss on the 8th day. Skill issue.
This is one of my favorite Atlus games. Yeah, the characters can be a biiiit too anime, but the gameplay is the best the series ever been, and it also has twinkified Krishna.
2004
This game introduced me to gay marriage.
2010
Let me preface this with that I have BIG nostalgia glasses for this game. As a, idk, 10 year old, blasting off enemies' limbs and using cool weapons had me play this game over and over.
Actually, I think that's the review for now. Maybe I should replay it.
Actually, I think that's the review for now. Maybe I should replay it.
2014
I wish this game was good. Korea is one of my favorite shows, and platinum has some of the best action gameplays of any game studio. I would have trusted them above all else to adapt bending to an enjoyable action game.
I couldn't get through it.
I couldn't get through it.
2006
A bad adaptation of a terrible movie of a good novel.
2021
This game has the best pixel artstyle of any game I've ever played and with a great detective mystery. It would get 5 stars if not for the... ending...
2022
It's a cute cozy horror-lite game. Think Night in The Woods but for kids who are not yet suicidal.
2019
It was a while ago I played this now. I can't remember anything of the story except it's basically a SCP game. Throwing shit around tho? Hell yeah
This is the best Fire Emblem game unless you play the Gay Mod for Awakening (play the gay mod for Awakening)