pinknarcissus005
This game's only upside is that it looks great on the PS5/a chunky PC. It has the same narrative problem as, well, Dead Space: it has about 10% of story to actually cover the game's time. So most of it is some contrived "oooh nooo, the cock thruster is broken, we need the lube to fix it. Damn, the lube machine broke too, we need to get the peepee enlarger". And the classic spending two minutes with a companion before the protagonist FALLS THROUGH THE FLOOR. AGAIN. FOR THE 10TH TIME. BOY WATCH YOUR FEEET.
The clunky melee combat you probably know about already, and maybe the VENTS. But I'm venting in here. Are they hidden loading screens? Probably, bc you climb through them for a minimum of 20 stretches. Take a tiktok break.
Should you play it? Idk, I'm not your mother.
The clunky melee combat you probably know about already, and maybe the VENTS. But I'm venting in here. Are they hidden loading screens? Probably, bc you climb through them for a minimum of 20 stretches. Take a tiktok break.
Should you play it? Idk, I'm not your mother.
2004
This game introduced me to gay marriage.
2006
A bad adaptation of a terrible movie of a good novel.
I can only sum up this sequel as "this meeting could have been an email"
2021
Traumatising, I'll never be the same
2023
You can bonk both the twink vampire and the bear, euhm, bear. 5/5
I hate this game slightly less than the og. I hate this game though.
2014
I wish this game was good. Korea is one of my favorite shows, and platinum has some of the best action gameplays of any game studio. I would have trusted them above all else to adapt bending to an enjoyable action game.
I couldn't get through it.
I couldn't get through it.
This is one of my favorite Atlus games. Yeah, the characters can be a biiiit too anime, but the gameplay is the best the series ever been, and it also has twinkified Krishna.
TBD
This fills the burrow in my heart that Echo left after I finished it.
This is the best Fire Emblem game unless you play the Gay Mod for Awakening (play the gay mod for Awakening)
2019
It was a while ago I played this now. I can't remember anything of the story except it's basically a SCP game. Throwing shit around tho? Hell yeah
2022
It's a cute cozy horror-lite game. Think Night in The Woods but for kids who are not yet suicidal.
2021
This game has the best pixel artstyle of any game I've ever played and with a great detective mystery. It would get 5 stars if not for the... ending...
The parkour in this game makes it my favourite AC game.