samthehamm147
2022
You know, I'd beat my wife too if this was what was running through my head on the daily.
2023
Long story short. Games super mid, to the point of just being bland. It's an "RPG" with no skill builds, boring side quests, shitty voice acting, crappy story, etc etc etc. I could go on and explain in great detail as to why these things are the way they are, but the game's mediocrity doesn't deserve any more of my time.
2015
I finally understand why my friends have 100s of hours in this game now..... fuckin pocket-kart racing....
2013
A scam so good it's got Stockholm by the balls.
2006
God or demon, what am I?
It's time for me to choose my path.
The power of my god hand.
No evildoer will get past.
Hand-to-hand or fist-to-fist.
Kicking nuts or twist your wrist.
God power keep my pimp hand strong.
So trust me or you won't last very long.
Dragon kick your ass into
the milkyway!
(Milkyway!)
Don't act like you don't like
the ball buster!
(Ball buster!)
My arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
will summon up the
power of the god hand!
Lost a limb in a fight.
But don't worry babe I'll be cool.
The ultimate power of a
god is now my secret tool.
My defenses are impregnable.
My style is impetuous.
If it's too much I'll
grovel at your feet.
I beg for mercy when I feel the heat.
Jaw-dropping attacks from my
roulette wheel!
(Roulette wheel!)
Apocalyptic beatdowns from
the god hand!
(God hand!)
My arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
will summon up the
power of the god hand!
Everybody wants a piece.
Who's next? Don't be a fool.
Hyperactive fighting style,
so slick they will make you drool.
God hand helps me work out my stress.
It's overpowering I must confess.
The only person who it doesn't work on,
is the girl who got me into this:
Olivia.
Slicing through thugs with
my shockwave!
(Shockwave!)
More beheadings than a guillotine,
headslicer!
(Headslicer!)
My arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
will summon up the
power of the god hand!
God Hand theme is tight af: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKY
It's time for me to choose my path.
The power of my god hand.
No evildoer will get past.
Hand-to-hand or fist-to-fist.
Kicking nuts or twist your wrist.
God power keep my pimp hand strong.
So trust me or you won't last very long.
Dragon kick your ass into
the milkyway!
(Milkyway!)
Don't act like you don't like
the ball buster!
(Ball buster!)
My arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
will summon up the
power of the god hand!
Lost a limb in a fight.
But don't worry babe I'll be cool.
The ultimate power of a
god is now my secret tool.
My defenses are impregnable.
My style is impetuous.
If it's too much I'll
grovel at your feet.
I beg for mercy when I feel the heat.
Jaw-dropping attacks from my
roulette wheel!
(Roulette wheel!)
Apocalyptic beatdowns from
the god hand!
(God hand!)
My arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
will summon up the
power of the god hand!
Everybody wants a piece.
Who's next? Don't be a fool.
Hyperactive fighting style,
so slick they will make you drool.
God hand helps me work out my stress.
It's overpowering I must confess.
The only person who it doesn't work on,
is the girl who got me into this:
Olivia.
Slicing through thugs with
my shockwave!
(Shockwave!)
More beheadings than a guillotine,
headslicer!
(Headslicer!)
My arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
my arm,
my arm
will summon up the
power of the god hand!
God Hand theme is tight af: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhTL3sOINKY
2021
A game that actively manipulates you into thinking your having fun. Made by a former pachinko game creator... hmmmmmm.
2023
The pizza man wants to blow up your pizza place and a bunch of former disgruntled customers of that same pizza place are helping him. Go commit murder on em. A simple straight forward plot that allows for wacky hijinks, an incredibly done hand-drawn and animated world that, in my opinion, is ten times better and more expressive than Cuphead's attempt, and a smooth, high-skill cap gameplay loop that will have you running back for that Lap 2. Do you like the Wario Land games? This is just all of that and more.
2017
Did you know that the word "Gacha" is pronounced "Gotcha" because they gotcha fuckin wallet heyo.
Do you believe in love? I do now.
2020
For a forever DM this is a dream come true and a clear Game of the Decade contender AT LEAST. Larian has always been stellar at creating stories and worlds worth taking an extra look around, providing many an opportunity to turn a game's whole story on its head and this game is no different. Add on top of the fact that they showed the entire world what games could be, and what they could go back to, and I'm hit with a sort of dissociative nostalgia that makes me want to cry. Near perfect, will become perfect in time, just you wait.
2006
This game is my mom.
2013
I like pain, but fuckin christ did this game hurt to play. Kinda had the same take with Wrath of the Righteous, but these types of games expect you to min-max the shit out of your character or suffer on even the standard difficulty modes. Ain't nothing wrong with that if you know what you're getting into but I feel really sorry for the people who weren't expecting to have to research or pre-plan their builds ahead of time. If you like DND 3.5, you'll like this game.
2023
No.
2019
The only thing good I have to say about this game is how refreshing it was for the competitive scene.... at first.
This review contains spoilers
And it was all just a bad dream..... Kinda like what I hoped this game was, what a stereotypical way to end the series. Doesn't make the game suck entirely though, rest of the experience was classic Danganronpa it was just the ending that fell on its ass.