65 Reviews liked by sandy_shark


There was no pee bar.
Dogshit game.

It's literally the same game as the Austin Power one but instead of it being Austin Power themed it's Dr. Evil themed, which makes it 10 times better by default.

I love the Austin Powers movies, but why the fuck would you ever want to make a video game about them

0/10, couldn't steal any valuable credentials from his computer...

For a game advertising itself as fast, there sure is a lot of fucking waiting.

Cars

2006

Kachow! Not that good but I have many fond memories of it from when I was a kid. You can commit the Rated E equivalent of vehicular manslaughter on those random tumbleweeds and it’s awesome.

If this released 12 years ago, where the industry standard was to drop a feature-complete game where you unlock content at your own pace, I would give it 4.5 stars and probably see more people praising it for its competent gameplay. But that's not how things work today.
Go fuck yourself, Disney.

as a young lad i thought this game was pretty neat, i’ll have to play it again though because i bet it’s worse than i remember.

also this game scared the shit out of me for some reason.

A fun game, but with not that many different gimmicks, considering the amount of characters, all of them just do the same thing with different weapons. Hard to beat in one run because it gets boring.

The best part about this game is seeing how refined the character models got near the end of the 64's lifespan. Other than that this game is just Mario Party 2 without the cool costumes.

Stupidly cute like wtf.
Nothing groundbreaking, but I just love stuff like this. Passionate fans making an official sonic vn. So neat.
The art is insanely good and the characterization is basically perfect.
Felt like an IDW comic arc, which is a huge compliment.