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Hundreds of hours in mastering Cooking Mama and I still don't even know how to cook toast!

Cooking Mama, except eventually, you don't even need to cook anything, your students will do everything perfectly.

Cars

2006

All I remember of this game was driving around the empty overworld, listening to the music we had ripped onto the Xbox...

I miss being a kid...

Everyone: "Well maybe it wouldn't play so bad if it wasn't for the fact that the Kinect sucks balls."

Microsoft: "What did you say punk?"

Everyone: "The Kinect... sucks... BALLS!!!"

Want to play as a large cast of Disney characters?

No you don't!

You want to play as bunch of little knock off Minions that are dressed up like those classic Disney characters.

Yeah, that's what you want, have fun dip-shit.

Peak as a kid from what I remember

Yes, not all licenced games have to be garbage, but... why did THIS game have to be one of the outliers?

Can someone please tell me why fucking Cars 2 the Video Game is a genuine gem?

Holy shit this is the most evil entry in the series

i will never forgive disney for making zurg ps3 exclusive

SA1 isn't a perfect game. There's the odd occasional jank, hilariously bad face animations, and forever debatable quality of gameplay shifts per playable character. This is also one Sonic's best transitions into 3D with a slapping soundtrack, a neat list of vibrant stages and a spindash you can abuse to your heart's content.

There's lots of different elements even with some bad ones that makes SA1 into something of a very charming and iconic experience which I wouldn't want in any other way, this can also be equalled to pure bias and I couldn't even be arsed to deny it. I simply love SA1 and couldn't hand it less than 5 stars.

If any negative reviews for this game mention 06, Boom, or "rough transition into 3D" at all, do not trust the person who made that review.

I like the rabbit
that's about it.

It was fun but nobody has a 3ds these days so you can't play it

I really don’t think anything in this game is worth coming back for unfortunately, except maybe like 2 stages and Wario’s original voice lines