67 Reviews liked by sandy_shark


Miserable attention-starved losers on the internet:
"WHAAAHHT?!?!?! NERNTERNDO HAS GONE WOOOOKE?!?!?! 😡😡😡😡 AARRRGHHHH!!! HOW COULD THEY?!?! THE OLD NINTENDO WOULD NEVER DO THIS!!!! 😤😤😤

Nintendo in 1988:
"Oh yeah, Birdo is transgender btw."

Up

2009

Carl should be going into cardiac arrest with all these gymnastics he's doing at the ripe old age of 78.

There was no pee bar.
Dogshit game.

It's literally the same game as the Austin Power one but instead of it being Austin Power themed it's Dr. Evil themed, which makes it 10 times better by default.

I love the Austin Powers movies, but why the fuck would you ever want to make a video game about them

0/10, couldn't steal any valuable credentials from his computer...

For a game advertising itself as fast, there sure is a lot of fucking waiting.

Cars

2006

Kachow! Not that good but I have many fond memories of it from when I was a kid. You can commit the Rated E equivalent of vehicular manslaughter on those random tumbleweeds and it’s awesome.

If this released 12 years ago, where the industry standard was to drop a feature-complete game where you unlock content at your own pace, I would give it 4.5 stars and probably see more people praising it for its competent gameplay. But that's not how things work today.
Go fuck yourself, Disney.

as a young lad i thought this game was pretty neat, i’ll have to play it again though because i bet it’s worse than i remember.

also this game scared the shit out of me for some reason.

A fun game, but with not that many different gimmicks, considering the amount of characters, all of them just do the same thing with different weapons. Hard to beat in one run because it gets boring.

The best part about this game is seeing how refined the character models got near the end of the 64's lifespan. Other than that this game is just Mario Party 2 without the cool costumes.