saturday
2012
top 10 games that let His holy light into my soul
2016
my favorite part was when jonathan blow made that guy roleplay falling and hurting himself like a big oaf, classic blow move
2019
[bass riff, shot of apartment]
[inside, Kramer is ruffling through silverware, Jerry enters the apartment]
JERRY: Oh Jesus... Kra-Kramer! Whaddaya think you're doing?!
KRAMER: Oooooh Jerry I've got something big this time and I just- listen... Ok... Using the internet... With. Your. Mind! And-
JERRY(interrupting): You- oh god... Kramer I swear-
KRAMER(interrupting): Wa-wa-wait! It gets better... While. You're. Asleep!
JERRY: ... Kramer what do you think you are? Some kind of, I don't know, Hypnospace Outlaw?
[bass riff, credits]
[inside, Kramer is ruffling through silverware, Jerry enters the apartment]
JERRY: Oh Jesus... Kra-Kramer! Whaddaya think you're doing?!
KRAMER: Oooooh Jerry I've got something big this time and I just- listen... Ok... Using the internet... With. Your. Mind! And-
JERRY(interrupting): You- oh god... Kramer I swear-
KRAMER(interrupting): Wa-wa-wait! It gets better... While. You're. Asleep!
JERRY: ... Kramer what do you think you are? Some kind of, I don't know, Hypnospace Outlaw?
[bass riff, credits]
2010
yeah have you tried [mod that bricks your save file] i think that will stop the crashes
2017
Erm... Hey game journalists? Why don't you give THIS game a try hahaha >:)
have a mint
2017
ive heard of this guy and his... antics...
+ refined my taste for bug women
- refined my taste for bug women
- refined my taste for bug women
2022
stupid ass chocolate game
2022
no no no no
not one but TWO spelling/grammar mistakes in the title! very disappointed! see me after class! -2
2012
delivers incredible, bone-chilling lines such as, "and now it is time... for the guild wars!"
I really enjoyed this game! Had a lot of twists and turns (ohehehehe) and just had some great classic jrpg fun (ohohohoho)... What could go wrong :^) hehehehehe...
YOU FOOL! You have fallen for my little trick! This review is actually negative! I was the villain the whole time you idiot! I know you NEVER could have seen this coming you BUFFOON! Now when you read the beginning again 3 times spanning over 20 hours, YOU WILL FEEL SO BAD!!! AHAHAHAHA! What a moral quandary I have delivered that could have been said in 3 sentences!
Erm... So yeah... This review is actually a big statement on the tropes of reviews and how unentertaining, repetitive, and boring they can be (but from a different perspective they could actually be cool?! Or even evil?! Like how everything is a matter of perspective?!?!). You should really reexamine how you read other reviews because of this one. Isn't it cool how you wasted your time reading this???
This secret paragraph contains new gameplay elements and interesting worldbuilding! It's over!
sorry i got really upset for no reason but if you disagree then you do not matter
YOU FOOL! You have fallen for my little trick! This review is actually negative! I was the villain the whole time you idiot! I know you NEVER could have seen this coming you BUFFOON! Now when you read the beginning again 3 times spanning over 20 hours, YOU WILL FEEL SO BAD!!! AHAHAHAHA! What a moral quandary I have delivered that could have been said in 3 sentences!
Erm... So yeah... This review is actually a big statement on the tropes of reviews and how unentertaining, repetitive, and boring they can be (but from a different perspective they could actually be cool?! Or even evil?! Like how everything is a matter of perspective?!?!). You should really reexamine how you read other reviews because of this one. Isn't it cool how you wasted your time reading this???
This secret paragraph contains new gameplay elements and interesting worldbuilding! It's over!
sorry i got really upset for no reason but if you disagree then you do not matter
ten and a half. badlands can chug ten and a half bottles of coke zero in 3 minutes. don't touch that mouse
2020
i played this game.....
ACT II UPDATE: i played this game... again...
ACT II UPDATE: i played this game... again...