Hellblade: Senuas Sacrifice is the single greatest video game experience ever made. It was horrifying and eye opening to follow Senua on her quest.

Some parts are confusing, others frustrating and annoying to the point where you want to scream but I’ll be damned if I didn’t have a blast playing this with my boyfriend.

I know this is unexpected...

I almost had enough friendship points with Dirk to ask him if I could marry his best friend Kana(The long haired dream boat with a passion for horses) one day I was walking along the path between the two towns and spotted Dirk so I gave him the spaghetti from my purse that I just made. Dirks response “Is this a joke?” -6000 friendship points. I was never able to marry Kana, fuck this game.

Great soundtrack

Perfectly combines the best elements of both games. After a long stretch of not so good PL prequels this was a breath of fresh air.

Recruiting characters for your kingdom is really fun. The music in the water town is incredible. I liked the first game better overall but I still thought this was great.

Gooey! Gooey! GOOOEY!

Half of the levels you just get in a tube that shoots you to the end without having to do anything. At least they brought back my guy Gooey.

So bad it made me quit playing Pokémon forever. Still giving tutorial at the end of the game so patronizing.