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Never thought a game would personally attack me for being a "Click on Everything" whore. Felt so... vulnerable

Ever since last Eid, I've been trying to complete this game. Slowly chipping away at this game, but now It's finally complete. The premise has always stuck out to me. Though, this game starts to show its flaws the further you go. It's a game designed for bus rides to school, for the long car rides to grandma house, not for the long binge sessions I'm usually accustomed to.

After fighting the grueling fight against Articuno, the cracks started to show. With the party you randomly amassed, dungeoneering starts to feel like a clusterfuck. Especially with the map covering the screen. Though, it might just not be for me

If only fast travel was a thing, would make trying to bug, people, make them puke, see how old they are and make them masturbate unicorns much easier.

Persona 3 didn't need to be remade.
(Reload is peak.)

If you like this you're either 14 or need to be blacklisted from every family gathering possible

Who needs a mystery catastrophe thing to destroy a town when you do that by vampiring and getting spit on by crazy people

ame prob in a better situation than nijisanji

It’s kinda incredible how Pokémon’s biggest evolution and arguably best step forward is held back by GameFreak’s limited dev time because of the Pokémon Company’s endless quest for brand syngery as they’d rather prioritize increasing yearly profit margins for putting out Sprigatito merch on time over having a game that doesn’t look somewhat crusty and on the verge of imploding at any given moment.

It's a simple endless runner, where you time your jumps to overcome obstacles.
Not much to discuss here, it's just simple fun for when you have no internet.

Game teaches you if you wanna buy slaves, you better be creative