its basically a little arcade game where you play as an old man catching fish that jump out of a pond cheep cheep style. i played it for like 3 minutes and did not see any dragons but did see many carp

listen its not necessarily bad but its not good either. its kinda like capeshit diablo and its fun for a little while but the pc port that i played sucks big nuts and it doesnt have much more to offer that you dont see in the first level or two. also, i took a full star off because this game has the worst venom design i have ever seen i am not joking it is so bad

its very good but ill need more time to tell if itll have the juice long term

let me preface this with YES, i know these games are made for kids, BUT i also believe that kids should have fun while playing games so that doesnt really change anything

i really wanted to like this game, i loved lego marvel 1, but honestly this shit kinda blows. when the levels arent incredibly tedious they are short and forgettable. the partner ai straight up does not work, often standing there doing nothing at all. the combat feels like it also doesnt work, as the health bars dont track properly and hitting enemies doesnt seem to actually do anything a lot of the time, hell, theres an enemy type introduced later in the game that wear red vests and to my knowledge, these enemies cannot be damaged at all, by any means.

at the end of the day it is still a lego game, which comes with a few positives. it does still feel good to collect everything, the roster is HUGE (but features no xmen or fantastic four??????) and the character customization is actually really good.

weirdly i think this is my longest review, which i think is because playing this just left me so disappointed

UPDATE: after finishing the 100% i am docking a full star because holy fuck it was awful and there is no reward for doing it at all. just a fountain that shoots out studs. no bonus level, no secret character, nothing.

wait have people been tricking me into thinking warriors games are bad for my whole life because i dont even like one piece and this shit is kind of fire...

before i played the game i was like "honestly i dont even care that they ripped off nintendo because nintendo kinda deserves it" but then i played the game and wow yeah it really is just derivative slop. theres actually no idea in this game that is original and on top of that it doesnt do its stolen ideas better than any of the things its stealing from.

i am also a known survival game disliker so i tried to go into this with an open mind but it is really not worth your time or money

way more fun than a licensed xbox arcade game has any right to be

its insane to me that a game released in 2013 is still one of the best cases we have for "games as art" because this is still like the kino cinema of games

i beat it which is more than i can say for a lot of stuff

listen man i love deeply analyzing and drawing meaning and whatever fuck you im not doing it for this one

i mean yeah its a gimmick youtube game