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no review yet but i just played balloon park and i think i might murder someone

ok the one piece fans were right though it literally does get good 27 hours in

seriously a combination of patch 2.2 and improving my skill over the course of the last while has turned this from a game i was really mixed on to a game i can’t put down, it’s a crazy turnaround. i still can’t say my old review was wrong, though. it’s a real criticism that the experience as a beginner is so rough, and while i got stockholmed into sticking with it, i can completely understand why others would just give up after a few cups, ESPECIALLY on earlier versions. if you did, though… maybe try again? special stages are much easier to get into and much fairer, cpu rubber banding is nerfed, slopes don’t drag you down as much without rings, and the weirder challenges are finally starting to get well documented alongside the game itself making them easier to skip.

…balloon park still exists, though, so it’s not all good news. oh well.

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"I am become joker, stacker of decks"
- Jokerheimer

"So Batman, you wanna know how I got these scores?"
- Michael B. Joker 🤡🤡🤡

"I only go for the Straights"
- James Charles (on Balatro, probably)

Me and my homeboys lookin like a FLUSH at the FUNCTION cuz we all wearing the SAME SUIT

This here be REAL JOKER POKER - many deckbuilders have tried, but few succeeds. Maybe it just wasnt In The Cards 🤷🏽‍♂️ And DONT pretend to be ANTI-WAR unless you can make it past ANTE-FOUR, you know what I mean?

I'd say 2x gamespeed is optimal because it makes the gameplay feel snappy without being rushed.

i watched my older brother play this when mom wasn't home

uh... i beat this as a kid? there's no fucking way i'd have the patience to complete this again as an adult.

FUCK ALL YOU MEGA MAN FANS FOR SAYING THIS IS TOO CUTESY
THE FUCK DO YOU LOT THINK YOU WERE PLAYING ON THE NES, A DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL CHARACTER STUDY GAME
we needed sequels to this!!!!!!!

endlessly replayable, one of the most content-rich of the series. it never comes to mind first when i think of my favorites, but it honestly should. it’s only held back by what mega man 1 was, and even then it takes great strides above it.

Katamari might be the funniest game. Not the funniest comedy script attached to a game, but the funniest game in the sense of the playing experience. Aesthetically perfect pure distilled joy in video gaming entertainment form. Dare I say "goated"

Fine port. I don’t think the new content justifies buying this again if your ps2 still works, but I’m glad people without the proper hardware are able to experience this game regardless.