Sly 4 Thieves in Time is the video game equivalent of an ethnic slur

YIIK is the exact type of game you would get if Doug Walker was ever allowed to direct a game: lack of coherency, offensively bad writing, patronizing the intelligence of the player, references for the sake of references, and saying so much without saying anything of worth. Only thing missing is coworker abuse.

Came to the horrible realization that Balan Wonderworld is Spongebob Squarepants Revenge of the Flying Dutchman 2

Absolutely wild how every other aspect of Black Knight is immaculate and masterful, then you actually play the game and it's like "gameplay machine broke"

I've played at concerts that took me longer than it did to 100% this game

I would like to make a formal apology to Donkey Kong 64

Didn't get too far in this game, Lann is one of the most insufferably stupid characters I've ever seen to the point that I uninstalled the game because I was so goddamn sick of listening to him. Shame too, since the rest of what I played wasn't even bad at all, but I'll be damned if I have to spend an entire 20+ hour game with this guy

Tales of Xillia 2 left me burning, with volcanic levels of hype.

14-year-old me bought this instead of Kid Icarus Uprising. He owes me 30 bucks.

Dragon Quest Heroes is a cardinal sin on every level. Absolutely safe to say that this is the worst action game I have ever played.

Ape Escape ran so that Knack could walk

This is what it feels like to drive in Atlanta

Video games peaked when Sawano composed The Key We've Lost

This was the last game I've ever rented from Hollywood Video before it closed down in 2007. Oof

wakes up in a cold sweat Looney Tunes Back In Action is just Ape Escape, like holy shit!