Everyone has talked about this game to death in many aspects, but no one talks about how Shadow gave the rawest line of all time in the final battle by saying "A fourth-dimensional being? This might actually be a fair fight," and that needs to change

Came to the horrible realization that Balan Wonderworld is Spongebob Squarepants Revenge of the Flying Dutchman 2

This is what it feels like to drive in Atlanta

This game is perfectly engineered to make me as upset as possible.
Fuck its themes, fuck the way it explores its themes, fuck its 0-dimensional characters, fuck its pretentious and insincere character interactions, and fuck everything else about it.

Ape Escape ran so that Knack could walk

In permanent cope mode because Klonoa died while Bubsy gets 2 games this console generation, there is no justice in the world

EDIT: MY SON IS HOME, THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD

This happened to my buddy Sonic once

Absolutely wild how every other aspect of Black Knight is immaculate and masterful, then you actually play the game and it's like "gameplay machine broke"

Ape Escape 3 is Gex but for chads

YIIK is the exact type of game you would get if Doug Walker was ever allowed to direct a game: lack of coherency, offensively bad writing, patronizing the intelligence of the player, references for the sake of references, and saying so much without saying anything of worth. Only thing missing is coworker abuse.

This ain't even a review, just a story. One time a friend came over to my house and wanted to play FFX, and they accidentally saved over my save file. It wouldn't be so bad if it was like an hour or 2 in, but the file that was saved over was right before the final bosses. I never beat FFX because of it, it was just too debilitating.

You know those fake games on TV shows or movies that look so bad that if it was real, it would get shat on by everyone the world over?

This is worse than that

Video games peaked when Sawano composed The Key We've Lost

"If it wasn't titled DmC, you would have liked it"
Oh, so I'm guessing the name change would also take away the copious amounts of sexism, the despicable characters, the obnoxious writing, and horrendous boss fights. Okay, fam

Look man, none of this would have happened if Jack was there