frank horrigan literally me

My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die.

every straight boy who played this growing up is now 100% into sissification

Excessively real at times.

Wii U review: literally peak monster hunter with the best monster designs, maps and the water mechanic true hunters were never afraid of

3DS review: turn your browser’s zoom to 10% then read the above text

"All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!"

Well all YOU had to do, was leave the fucking originals on Steam, Rockstar you stupid fucks.

Fight Forever could never, I fear

ah yes who can forget the classic bible verse "Hey, what's your problem? Touch me again and I'll kill you."

i learned curse words from this game as a little kid so thats cool