2011

coralqueenkanans

Played

Nintendo 3DS

this gets five stars because it motivated my awkward teenage ass to actually socialise and i'm sure it was the same for many people. i loved going to far out places and cons, and there was something magical about going somewhere far out and getting some of the same miis you got when you last went there. also every morning at school me and my friends would use each other's streetpass miis to play some streetpass quest

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Kirby and the Forgotten Land

2022

fsh

Completed

Nintendo Switch

This review contains spoilers

5 Likes

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Kid Icarus: Uprising

2012

mikusheep

Completed

someone said the controls are racist to lefties which is true, but also floor ice cream funny

1 Like

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Portal 2

2011

Freakles

Completed

this game fucking rocks dude!!!
It doesn't HAVE character. the game IS the character......
amazing......!!!

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Epic Mickey

2010

SLAMTUCKER

Completed

Wii

No matter what the FANBOYS say, this game does not live up to the hype. Despite the sheer numbers of fanboys this game has, the gigantic echo chamber praising its greatness, it was time for it to be taken down a peg. Not only does this diarrhea doo doo piece of shit SUCK ASS as an immersive sim, what supposedly famed creator Warren Spector is known for, it also COMPLETELY IS DONKEY BALLS at being a platformer! This is not like Thief or Deus Ex, the "moral choices" are bare bones and there are barely any ways to complete objectives as you are wont to do. I could barely build Mickey as I wanted him to, I personally wanted to invest in stealth and hacking but NO the creators of the """game""" WON'T LET YOU DO THAT!! Gus is an NPC with barely any gray morality or one liners. Color me... DISAPPOINTED!!! (the joke is Mickey has the ink stuff)

The platforming... WHERE DO I BEGIN? This isn't like Sonic, it isn't like Mario, it's more like Donkey Kong 64 except in THAT GAME you got to play as characters like CHUNKY KONG and TINY! Guess what? ONLY MICKEY. And it isn't even smooth platforming! The controls are awful! I don't even collect anything cool! You collect videos and YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO WATCH THEM!!!!!

So, SORRY fanboys, but this game has been getting a free pass for far too long. I'm giving it a, 3, out of, 10. That's me being nice! Stay tuned for another EPIC GAME TAKEDOWN!!!!!

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