I love the fact that these guys made a game with one of the worst endings ever only to release an expansion that gives it an even more underwhelming ending.

The highlight of Unpacking is undoubtably the way it tells its story. Without a single line of dialogue it manages to get you emotionally invested in the main character's life, and it's beautiful. This is a story that really couldn't be done, or at least not in an entertaining way, outside of the medium of games. I love when games really take advantage of the fact that they are games in order to tell a story that couldn't be told in another medium.

That being said, I did want the game to be over by the time I started the final level. The simple gameplay had been stretched thin, and I was starting to feel a bit bored. This led to me kind of rushing it in order to just be done with the game. I also really dislike the end credits song. The rest of the game has pretty good music though.

I'm convinced that this game takes place in an alternate reality where Japan won WW2 and then went on to conquer the entire world. This is the reason why all the countries you go to, no matter where they're located, are culturally Japanese.

I'm really surprised that I didn't like this more. Hitman 3 is far from a bad game, but I find it to be very disappointing. All the levels either feel too small and restrictive or way too big and a pain to get around. Replaying these levels is just something I don't enjoy doing. Hitman 3 is by far the worst game in the World of Assassination trilogy in my eyes.

It's got everything that makes Hitman 1 and 2 so fantastic, but the level design sucks, so it's not fun to play. Hitman 3 also goes harder on the story, which I liked at first, but I feel that it impacts the gameplay negatively, as it feel like they sometimes prioritize tying the mission into the story over just giving it actually fun objectives. The level in Berlin is so cool, but the targets are soooooo boring. I wish I enjoyed this game more.

Better than The Super Mario Bros. Movie.

Hitman: Blood Money is a very solid game that comes just short of being an all-time great due to some pretty annoying jank which often begets a trial and error process of saving and reloading saves until you get it down right.

Gotta love how everyone in the Hitman universe either has a British or American accent no matter where they're from. Why does the man with the most Swedish name ever have an American accent? Well, why wouldn't he?

This shit makes Dark Souls look easy. Tetris Effect is a really good game and a fantastic celebration of humanity and the world.

The Japanese just do it better.

Separate Ways is a great expansion for a fantastic game. It could use some more weapons and I kinda wish it wasn't as linear as it is; but this expansion provides around 4 more hours of that sweet RE4R gameplay along with great level design, new bosses and a fun story that fills in the gaps of the base game.

Before this game came out I didn't think that it would be able to top the original, but I was very wrong. The remake of Resident Evil 4 is one of the greatest action games ever made and my personal favourite in the series. Just an all around amazing game with some of the best combat in any game I've played. All the complaints I have are so miniscule that they don't warrant this not being a 5/5.

3/5 because no Officer Balls.

Of course City is better in almost every way, but this is still a damn good game that just struggles a little in a select few areas. Great game.

Batman Arkham City is probably the greatest super hero game ever made and a staple of action video games. The world is dark and gritty while never being afraid to have fun with itself; the boss battles are really fun, Mr. Freeze and Clayface being standouts, the locations are detailed and filled with little things that will make any Batman fan happy (Old Gotham is absolutely amazing), the score is so good, the combat is simple but gratifying, and the stealth sections make you feel extremely cool. Despite how great most of this game is, I still have some issues. The side missions are very underwhelming, often just boiling down to doing the same thing like 4 or 5 times and then an actual encounter with the villain that's usually over far too quickly. The Catwoman sections that were added in after the fact through DLC, and mind you, can't be turned off, also just kinda ruin the pacing. Another problem is The Riddler. I have never and I will never fight that guy in any of the Arkham games. It's so lame having to go around the city, collecting trophies and solving riddles, and beyond that the trophies look fucking ugly and often ruin the feel of the world when you come across them. Lastly the story tries to do too many things. It crams in so many villains and characters that you spend very little time with any of them. It's a fun video game story, but put it in a movie and it won't do.

Dead Rising is an absolute blast and one of the best zombie games I've played; and I think that I'll like it even more on subsequent playthroughs.