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"My life is like a Videogame, Trying hard to beat the stage all while I am still collecting coins" - Nietzsche
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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2
Noita
Noita
AI: The Somnium Files
AI: The Somnium Files
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
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Actually pretty alright. The devs should be awarded for turning what may of been the worst paced story of all time (idk I didnt play the old one) To something that I can appreciate the good moments of. Really could of been improved by the inclusion of a peanut gallery character that butts in and says a funny phrase occasionally. Too bad that will never happen

This game is amazing but its kind of unfortunately some of the monsters in this insist on being the biggest bitch in the new world instead of behaving and getting hit by my bug stick.

Who keeps giving David Cage the money to make these.

Im kind of in complete awe of just how bad this game is. Indigo prophecy was also awful but it continually wrapped back around to being funny, Heavy Rain replaces all of these moments with complete confusion. Ranging from completely inconstant characterization, a plot-point that really does not make much sense, Or how David Cage really likes to treat women in these games. And yet its so fucking captivating

Im sitting on the edge of my seat playing this game with popcorn in hand when the shitty uncanny valley face jumpscare loading transition comes and than the scene happens and when something fucking awful happens I throw all my popcorn into the air and go "YES! DAVID CAGE YOU GENIUS WHERE YOU TAKE SOMETHING KIND OF INTERESTING AND TURN IT INTO THE WORST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN!" I am completely enamored by david cages wild ride.