top ten games people can't admit is bad because they played for too long

technically horrible but does my favorite thing in video games which is explicitly making your tasks feel like daily wage labor.

love this cast but this game plays like thunder dashing trash. command deck makes no sense and is dominated by cheap and fast options.

This game is explicitly the most interesting of the franchise only because of how it barely works and because of how unambitious it feels now.

Top ten games I would like to unknow.

rest in piss project bluebird

This game is undeniably the worst in the franchise. Nothing has clear stun frames, practically every boss behaves like the KH1 Riku fights, and the story moves in glacially wretched ways. Tragedy that this was remastered over days or coded.

This story is so bad but the part where they put mechs into Xenoblade 1 and did way more small character writing bits fucking rules.

This game is so constantly exciting and is a very fair and generous shmup. Takes all the stylistic joy of TTGL and Eva while staying quiet long enough about the shitty "power of individual will" bullshit those references carry. Has a true final boss mechanic that seems very unkind but the average shmup wouldn't even show you the final boss if you're not on a 1cc.

people who've never consumed other pulp's fav pulp mystery

Deeply ambitious game that is probably the most interesting after 2FM+ and og 1. Weaves into the incoherency of [x] in hilarious ways while having the best command deck system.

Realistically my least liked FF. Vivi rules but the thrust of the game has no hook outside of Zidane's journey. Deeply uninteresting world and cast with a wretched world map.

Real strong first 15-20h and then completely shits the bed in WoD. The ensamble cast would be more compelling if there was a completed thought about it vs. individual will but FF will never do that.

bloated and deeply unfair remake of a game that could really very some more love. one of my favorite world maps too.

too slow on the DS to support the grind I otherwise like in the GB DQ mon games. MC model design is also wretched ugly.