zeusdeegoose
Beaten on a PC, and it was just atrocious; absolutely my least favorite game ever made. The combat really kills the game, it’s too slow in Lunatic, and too easy in Very Easy. The only part I kinda enjoyed was Papelne’s playthrough. Would absolutely not recommend.
Abandoned on Windows via Dolphin. I used a real Wiimote for the record. The controls are just poppycock. You can't come to a halt easily; you have to hold it as a weird 45 degree angle. And going forward takes a lot of tilt, but going backwards is as easy as pie. This would be fine if the stages felt built around that, but at times they can be weirdly precise. And sometimes they can be annoying because you can't stop. Hell even the damn MENUS are a bitch to navigate. That's never happened to me in my (albeit short) gaming career. Overall, this game just sucks.
Completed on 3DS. Seriously, WTF happened here? The first game was pretty fun, but this one is downright frustrating. Remember the cast from the first game? Pretty much non-existent here. Akeno and the other girl (forgot her name, sorry) were cool, but they were replaced with some other two. And these guys just don’t compare at all. The gameplay of the first game was completely renovated for something infinitely more frustrating. You have a time travel mechanic, but I swear it’s either bugged up the ass or just frustrating to work with. 90% of the time it was just trial and error. Also, every other chapter is a boring text adventure. You have to go to certain places and talk to certain people. Not only is it unfun, it just kills the pace. Furthermore, I wish the game marked where you needed to go when you triggered a certain dialogue. That would’ve made it a lot easier. Overall, it’s a mediocre mess that I just can’t bring myself to recommend .
A fine way to play a flawed game. See my original review if you want to see my thoughts on the original game.
100%ed on a 3DS. Pretty enjoyable from what I remember. I liked the story (the typos suck though), the music was nice. The puzzles were good. There’s also some album pictures if you want to see the main girls in a swimsuit. Overall, 10/10 just for that.
I'm mixed on WotL. On one hand, it adds a crap ton of mechanics to the game that make it new and fresh. On the other hand, it has a cheap, fucking obnoxious difficulty spike. For one, there are new floors. The Cellar, Catacombs, and Necroplis. The latter two are fine; it's the fucking cellar. The Cellar is one of the worst designed areas I've ever seen with extremely annoying enemies to boot. Seriously, who thought spiders were a fun enemy? Second, the new bosses are terrible. Any boss that either A: Summons monsters or B: has a shield around their weakness is a bitch of a time. Looking at you, Mask of Infamy! Also, Isaac (the fight) is a cheap HP drainer that made me debate whether I should continue playing Isaac. Oh, and curses. I love getting punished for doing literally nothing wrong! Overall, I couldn't get down with WotL. It's too frustrating and unfun BS to me. It has good things in it, but man. Fuck that difficulty.
2020
Terraria but extra special
Played on Wii. It certainly is a port of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for the Nintendo DS. Not much else to say. There weren't any glaring flaws but why would you play this lol
From what I played, it was alright. I have a lot of games on my plate so I'll come back to this one later.
2017
Really disliked the movement which killed my motivation to play. Is it worth seeing it through?
2012
beaten on 3ds; a gorgeous 3ds platformer that’s overall a decent game. not much inherently wrong with it. it’s pretty short and easy but there’s some extra character that i didn’t really care for.
played on switch: from what ive played it's the same as gunman clive on the 3ds; just with both games, same flaws and all
I really love this one, but I haven't beaten it yet. Maybe I'll get to it soon?
Oh, and also; Slimy Eve, my beloved
Oh, and also; Slimy Eve, my beloved
Dropped on PC. Just an unfun game all around. The controls suck, the stages are mid, the graphics are atrocious, and fuck the final boss. Hey, at least Splash Hill got a really good remix by Sega.
This review is pretty long (and probably above the character limit), so instead of putting it all on here, I had to make a Google Doc on it. Feel free to share your criticisms there. But TLDR; Don't play it. It's not fun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/197kj_oQ-UNC4xoC26_TLvVf4O_tgvPzSUQ94whjAtys/edit
https://docs.google.com/document/d/197kj_oQ-UNC4xoC26_TLvVf4O_tgvPzSUQ94whjAtys/edit