I don't know what you think I've done,

But if we were to battle, I've already won.

Ask Gus: you don't wanna face off against me!

I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie! (Huaggh!)

Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody!

Always getting saved by some samurai booty!

I'm a kingpin, cooking crystal in the middle of the day,

Having dinner by the pool with the DEA!

Run you over with my Aztek, GTA,

If you ever try to stop Heisenberg getting paid!

Here's a hot dose; let me watch you choke on the truth!

You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof!

'Cause you're a loser; a failure to your whole entire crew.

I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you!