what if dino game of google chrome was bayonetta spin off.
errrrrm literally peak gaming???? literally the best gameplay in the series
It truly is a game
Broken medal - 0.5 or 1 star - Technical disaster or bad design
Bronze medal - 1.5 or 2 star or 2.5 star - The games not for me/below average/badly aged(nostalgia)
Silver medal - 3 star or 3.5 star - Doing well
Golden medal - 4 star - Above average games
Platin medal - 4.5 star - Might've masterpiece but somethings missing
Diamond medal - 5 star - The Masterpiece or just special for me
---> Medal: Silver
---> My Game Time: 29 min
Bronze medal - 1.5 or 2 star or 2.5 star - The games not for me/below average/badly aged(nostalgia)
Silver medal - 3 star or 3.5 star - Doing well
Golden medal - 4 star - Above average games
Platin medal - 4.5 star - Might've masterpiece but somethings missing
Diamond medal - 5 star - The Masterpiece or just special for me
---> Medal: Silver
---> My Game Time: 29 min
How is someone supposed to get 13k points those flying angels are so small and moving in wave patterns that I can only get 3k at best.
Backgrounds are just jpgs at a small resolution so they look awful blown up. Dunno why it's called 8-bit Bayonetta when it's 16-bit but that's the least of its issues.
Backgrounds are just jpgs at a small resolution so they look awful blown up. Dunno why it's called 8-bit Bayonetta when it's 16-bit but that's the least of its issues.
newgrounds
platinumed this because i was bored
If it hadn't been a free april fool's game where it shows they put more thought into the trailer promoting it (two whole seconds at least) than the forgettable throwaway joke this ended up being, the rating would've probably been lower. Still a mostly inoffensive game, if we ignore the grating sound design and oddly filtered 16-bit graphics.
Wild ass timeline we're living in when I can say "This is the 2nd best Bayonetta game" and not feel unclean afterwards.
The retro mix of Mysterious Destiny is pretty good, at least.
my first bayonetta game, and probably my last
Is a 16-Bit game.
ah
It's fine for like 2 minutes I guess. The sprites are kind of weird, and for some reason it looks like they have that one smoothing filter that some emulators have. Also, despite being titled, "8-Bit Bayonetta," the sprites aren't even 8-bit. Really ruining my immersion there. The gameplay isn't great, either, and it seems like only 50% of the time your inputs will actually register. Generally not really worth checking out.
The Kamiya game so bad it was removed from Steam. They really don't want you seeing this one.
video games
It has Boyonetta so that's something I guess
Cheevos.
Hell yeah! Bayo!
Bitbaboon can take a bite outta my ass. Can't get the high score because it's programmed like shit and likes to drop my inputs.
my friend said i should play bayonetta, i think this is what he meant
It was free
How do I move forward
Achievements are the only reason to play this. Getting the top score might hurt your hands due to the furious button mashing required. No wonder they removed it from Steam, it's garbage.
April fools
raw goat kino peak suda pilled masterpiece of game design
I'm unsure what I'm suppose to do when my bullets go through the enemy and doesn't even hurt or kill them.
ENG: This isn't 8-Bit, it's 16. It's not even funny.
ESP: Esto no es 8-Bit, son 16. Ni siquiera es divertido.
ESP: Esto no es 8-Bit, son 16. Ni siquiera es divertido.
It isn't even 8-bit what?
high tier april fools joke