Reviews from

in the past


He's back and this time he's messing with forces way beyond his comprehension!

After losing and getting lost through the portals, he discovered a whole new arsenal that's ready and waiting at his disposal to return in an even bigger bang than last time! He's taken over all kinds of toys and ultilised other items from this other world to his advantage and the only one to stop him is Sarge and his fellow soldiers once again!

This expanded more upon the portals in the first game, allowing from some strange new toys to enter the mix and fight off dangers that the army men have never even dreamed of coming across before!

Will this be the final hour for our valiant verdant heroes? Or will that Pesky Plastro have the last laugh?

Beyond plotline, nothing much else changed in this game besides, obviously, new kinds of enemies that have arrived along with equipment and such from the world beyond the portals. Jim Cummings returns to give us all a taste of his performance one more!

Gameplay + Stream

The graveyard level scared me as a kid

The vibe I get from this game is "rent, beat over a weekend, return". It's a relatively short and decent experience (provided you don't play the PS1 version, which is an overall downgrade). I'm not particularly nostalgic for this game, and have no particular incentive to play it again, although if I had a PS2 set up, I would possibly give it another go.

I don't understand why the graphics is 10x better in the cutscenes than in the game play


It's the best Army Men game by a country mile (which frankly is not saying a lot), so that counts for something.

I have a very weird love-hate relationship with this game. I really dislike everything about it, how it controls, the music, how it feels to play, how it looks etc. But playing it with friends is oddly... fun? Idk, the jank just makes it fun to play in multiplayer and it can get weirdly intense. I've had some surprisingly fun matches.

my arma 3 when i had only a tablet to play games on it

Not the best graphics, not the best gameplay. But the stages are very creative in settings and missions. Good fun in general!

talking about this game is more embarrassing for me than talking about the prior one.
the best thing i have to say about this game is that it comes in a green cartridge. if your dad is shit at video games, it can be pretty fun to blow him up with a grenade launcher.
but this game is shit.
the only excuse for any rating higher than the bare minimum is that you haven't realized that your childhood was shit yet.
mechanically, the game is a step back from the first. jumping still doesn't work. there are fewer weapons. you'll spend minutes of your life standing still shooting these lego transformer things. idk. game is stupid.
there are some creative level designs tucked away in this game. in fact, really the only good thing i can say about this series is that the level design doesn't suck. it's competent.
but jumping still doesn't work.

Fun idea and neat levels but shooting, platforming, frame rate, and even turning around all feel absolutely terrible. Had tons of fun as a kid with it but even then I knew it was no where near as good as other shooting games I didn't own.