can't wait to come back to it
Easily the worst game I've ever played, and I absolutely adore it for that. This half a star rating comes from a place of great respect.
This game is a masterpiece and everyone needs to experience it.
Money Laundering scheme
Quite possibly the worst video game I have ever played, everything about it seems perfectly designed to be as infuriating as possible.
People will dog on this game for just about everything but it's that imperfection that I love so dearly.
Morte ao rei serpente
Joguei em uma época onde eu estava viciado em gamescore, mas esse jogo é tão ruim que chega a ser doloroso de jogar. Tirando o fator "caçar gamescore" ele não vale um real. A única coisa que ele proporciona é cansaço.
Joguei em uma época onde eu estava viciado em gamescore, mas esse jogo é tão ruim que chega a ser doloroso de jogar. Tirando o fator "caçar gamescore" ele não vale um real. A única coisa que ele proporciona é cansaço.
Wow this game sucks.
I got this game for a couple dollars and still felt ripped off
Bad in a mostly funny way. A must-play
game of the year every year
Nothing needs to be said about this masterpiece.
Unironically a pretty fun game.
The graphics aren't bad and the game only cost like 2 dollars or whatever the fuck I paid for it. Wasn't much. That's all the positives I have. Everything in this game moves like shit and has the same strategy of stepping backwards and hitting while they recover. There's lava too for some reason, not sure what fun is derived from jumping your sluggish-ass MC over a thin strip of magma but whatever. You can buy weapons but they're all the same with different reach.
This game is incredibly simple, I can see the throwback appeal but really it doesn't stack up at all these days. It's reasonable value for the minuscule price and it's also kind of hilarious so I guess 2 stars is fine.
This game is incredibly simple, I can see the throwback appeal but really it doesn't stack up at all these days. It's reasonable value for the minuscule price and it's also kind of hilarious so I guess 2 stars is fine.
The greatest piece of gaming humanity has seen
only game in its genre I've liked enough to finish. cool little creatures.
How can 1000 gamerscore be so easy yet so painful