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aku bangga dengan diri saya dan pencapaian yang saya usahakan secara maksimal.
1 m

My record is in the negatives, scientists are baffled.


one of those goofy games that gets 1-starred on purpose because it's so-bad-its-good.

That said this is a masterpiece by games professor Bennet Foddy, now better known for Getting Over It.
He has an interesting philosophy on games and their ability to make people feel specific emotions... mostly pain.

Check out his website, he's an incredible guy with some super cool perspective on gaming.

PC's Shadow of the Colossus

(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)

I made it 12.3 Meters. How do you control it? Uhhhhhhh he's fit and he can't walk. It doesn't make sense. (He now takes the keyboard, saying he's going to type a tutorial:) do wwwww qwqwqwqwqwqopoooqwqwqwqwqwwqqoooqwqwqwqwq

Remember when everyone lost their minds over this flash game like 10 years ago?

games like this are the reason me and my peers learned nothing at school

Dumb little flash game based on it being infuriating. I did manage to beat it tho!

the little “eh” when u fail has never left me

i thought this is the funniest shit of all time when I was 10

A masterpiece in foddian game design. Not surprising, as it comes from Bennett Foddy himself. Such a shame the "optimal strategy" doesn't work in every web browser, but that only made me come up with a different strategy altogether.

5 stars not because of any merit on the game's part really, but for the laughs I had as a result of it.

This game is... Just awful, in all the right ways. It's frustrating, but the fun kind. You climb, you fall. It's the way of life. Though never in my entire journey to 50 wins have I ever felt like my losses were the game's fault. Every fall, loss, bit of frustration felt like it was up to me. I could have done better. I could have avoided it. Besting this challenge for the first time was horrible, unyielding, and gruesome. But that just makes the satisfaction greater at the end. The 50th playthrough still felt the same, just not as extreme. Every fall was still frustrating. Every loss felt horrible. But after, I'm proud to say... I got over it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_4BPjLBF4E

100 meters done. A fun hour of learning little ways to lurch forward consistently/systematically. Brutal plot twist halfway through.

The Dark Souls of walking simulators.


made it to 62 meters before he faceplanted. younger me would be proud.

played the mobile version of this back in the day to kill time and it definitely was good at that. Having to coordinate each leg muscle to make a person run is fun both in a gamey way where finding the proper rhythm to make the dude run is key as well as a "whoa humans are pretty cool" kind of way as this is something that anyone with functional legs can do without even thinking about it so that's kinda neat. it's simple enough that I could recommend giving it a play, even if it's a 5-minute one.