Bom, vamos lá... Eu vi muitos vídeos sobre esse jogo e todos falaram o qual merda esse jogo era... Porém eu, no auge da minha inocência, pensei:

"Será que esse jogo é tão ruim assim?"

Resposta: Sim... É até pior

Esse jogo consegue falhar em TODOS os aspectos. Os gráficos são nojentos, já vi mapa de GMOD com mais efeitos e mais texturas do que esse jogo. A gameplay é uma merda, os controles são nojentos, os sustos são podres e o jogo ainda consegue LAGAR.

O fato dos 3 outros jogos serem pagos devia ser considerado crime de estelionato. Eu preferia ficar 10 horas seguidas ouvindo em looping todos os Tik Toks da Kinechan do que jogar isso de novo...

The only reason it isn't half of a star is because it was an absolutely hilarious experience. One of the worst games I've ever played, easily. The game crashed once 5 minutes in and sent my computer into constant errors to the point that I had to restart it to fix everything. There's a good chance my computer is completely fried from the fucking Garten of Banban. Took me less than 20 minutes to beat and was hilariously bad, there's no way this game was made without the intent to be so bad that it's good, right? Right??? Overall, Garten of Banban was easily one of the video games that I've ever played, and I think this 19 minute romp was one of the most interesting parts of my entire life. Thank you Jumbo Josh

Guys, what one is your favorite? Huggy Wuggy, Seek, scary Blue, Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab… Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude, and, um, yeah. Snow Seline, Banbalina, Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and awesome Huggy Wuggy. This is, uh, me but like I don’t wanna use it. Um, Blue and, uh, I mean, um, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy, um, Choo Choo Charles, right, Boxy Boo but like not evil, and we have evil-a Boxy Boo. We have Squid Game Huggy Wuggy. We have baby Huggy Wuggy, and Blue, and Freddy Fazbear, oink oinky oink oink. We have creepy Green. We have, um, happy Huggy Wuggy. Look how happy he is, and we have, um, "What the hell?" We have, uh, nobody cares Huggy Wugg-

This is a second review slash amendment to my feelings regarding this game; the two people that made this game are not evil or grifting frauds, they're just two people.

This is still a very poorly made game for children but my initial review maybe went too hard thinking they were only out for making easy bank from the mascot horror formula, they're just earnestly bad at making games.

Not a crime, I overreacted, but still a bad game I do not recommend actually playing.

Shit make a meme about it, it seems to have made a second life as a "gaff" game with even the 3rd game trying to take jabs at it's own poorly made conceptualizations and designs.

Also if you really wanted to make Jumbo Josh scary you would have given him a nose.