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Solid remake, feels harder than the original but was a great return to see

not a huge fan of the graphics of this remake
but still an enjoyable time

Just finished up the game today. While some frustrations here and there, it was still an fun time playing through it.

Not too bad of a game - I absolutely hated the beginning of this and I didn't come back to it for ages but once you get into it a little more, it starts to become better when you learn everything Crypto has to offer as well as your saucer. Quite a bit of the game is challenging, I like how it's mission based with optional challenges and you can level up a lot of your abilities. Overall enjoyed it and 100%ing but I know others will love it more than I did

I swear I remember the original game being a lot better than this... But I won't judge this remake for the content of the original. So I guess I'll give 5 stars since it's a good remake, even if playing it made me realize the base game kinda sucks.

It only adds more good to the game. Lots of nice little quality of life changes that you didn't know you needed until you started playing. Plus lots more details to make the world feel more alive. Normally I'm not into remakes, which I guess says something complimentary about this.

The game itself is mindless fun and destruction. It's for people who played GTA but never did the story, just ran around killing everyone. Not really sure who this game is FOR. Its game play loop only entertained me as a kid, and as an adult it falls flat. But then the characters are talking about communism and you're firing an anal probe at people to make their brains pop out, so, who knows. Maybe that means it's meant for the whole family to enjoy together.


The Crypto Says: a very faithful remaster of the original. no complants :)

I had actually wanted to play this game for a long while, as I always enjoy Richard Horvitz, and he’s all over this game, but I just never got around to it. The game is pretty fun, but very much felt like the PS2 game it was. By this I mean, the game was super fun, then a sudden crazy ramp up in difficulty on the final boss fights. Granted, I didn’t do all the extra side stuff to upgrade all my weapons and abilities, as I just didn’t have time or interest in it. Certainly was a fun throwback though

I didn't play the original ps2 game but for what it is I liked it!

I have nostalgia but the remake is a little funky.

Pyrokinesis in this game makes for some really fun gameplay. Quick, funny, worth your time.

Na época do play 2 joguei muito do Destroy all humans 2 e muito pouco desse, é legal jogar o jogo e entender as piadas e poder aproveitar mais das baboseiras que o jogo faz, mas o jogo é bem básico e sem muita profundidade.
Me diverti fazendo os desafios para pegar 100%, que também é bem fácil e acrescenta umas horas a mais de jogo.

FUCK humanity, I like the idea of the game but they reuse models a little too much like come on its not so fun when everyone looks the same, I wanna kill someone and then never see those dumb ass faces again

Fun with the interesting story. But the fact that the damaged cities don't stay damaged kind of kills the whole point.

Could use some more mission varieties.

Divertido e desafiante na medida certa. Passou a sensação de nostalgia de quando joguei o primeiro quando era criança.

the definitive version of a childhood favorite

Not an outstanding title by today's standards, but the remake looks great and it was a fun return to my childhood for a brief time.

fun but I did not give a shit about any part of the story

Will be completing this soon. Glad to have this and the sequel, which I played briefly in my late teens!

greatest reveal trailer in human history, the game ran really badly at the final boss but thats a switch issue
not much to do after finishing the story but i still had a lot of fun dicking around with my alien superpowers

An ok game but if you don't have nostalgia for the original there isn't that much here to recommend

I somehow never played this before the remastered version. I had a blast with it.

While charming, Destroy All Humans! doesn't hold much substantial content in its gameplay. Everything in this game is very simplistic, from the combat to the flying, and the stealth sections are pretty bad. There isn't much to be said about this game besides the fact it can be a good time waster and something to play when you don't want to think too much.


Never owned this when I was a kid and only really played it a couple times over friends houses so I have really little attachment to this franchise. I did enjoy parts of the gameplay such as the half baked stealth mechanics and games funny for the most part with a really fun concept but I didn’t enjoy the mission structure after the first couple hours. I imagine the sequel addresses the issues I had with the gameplay and mission structure so I’ll definitely give that a try down the line. I also found this to be another THQ remaster that looks good in parts but simultaneously really ugly it’s a shame because a game like this could really shine with a decent remaster. Despite my issues this game regularly costs like £2.50 on sale so I’d say it’s probably worth the price of admission.

A classic arcade gameplay style remastered.

Peut être un des pires jeux auxquels j’ai pu jouer de ma vie