What the fuck just happened?

I've come to the conclusion that I don't like pinball

Great game, don't play it.

I skip 1 gaming event and I miss the surprise announcement of the game of the year. Maybe I should not watch these events so we'd finally get a Silksong release date.

That was definitely a modern era Need For Speed game...

A wise man once said "boy" and I gotta say I feel that

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-didnt-laugh-gif-14688388

Except for the artifact backtracking this is a perfect game, I aint even gonna lie that shit annoyed me so much.

This game was great but I'm fucking ass at stealth so I gotta drop this score because of my own incompetence and lack of patience.

Au Ra's make my dick Au Rise.

Anyways on the real fuck ARR and it's patch cycle quests, I had to take long breaks from the game multiple times because of how bad those two are. The game gets a lot better at the DLC but getting there without wanting to blow your brains out from boredom is impossible.

Somebody at Nintendo looked at the bongos and said "yeah we can make a real DK game with this" and somehow they were absolutely right. If u have a pair of bongos you owe it to yourself to play this.

I'm so happy that Cory designed Atreus because I would probably kill myself if I had to play God of War 2018 with Pandora by my side as Kratos' kid.

ITS SO DAMN CUTE

Man is literally too angry to die.
A solid improvement on the first game but who thought that it was a good idea to end on a damn cliffhanger.