I even won but it made my gf sad and tired automatically making it one of the worst games of all time

It’s so easy to forget just how much sauce a Mario game can have when these motherfuckers try

Her: In coming over you better not be romanticising your melancholic solitude

My punished ass:

Men will literally do this instead of going to therapy

I KEPT SAYING IT WAS RED I EVEN DID TWO EMERGENCY MEETINGS BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME AND WE LOST I HATE IT HERE

2020

This game made me do they gayest shit I’ve ever done

You used to call me on my shell phone

Makes me beyond happy and emotional to see such a good entry in the series I’ve been following for so many years