Thanks for teaching me that the best way to overcome systemic oppression, the cycle of violence, and past trauma is beating up SCPs and burning souls to use the funny solemn lament + dark flame + chained wrath + clean + myongest + blunt stance combo.

A sacrifice fly is the most beautiful play a batter can make. The player tanks his own stats in order to let the third base runner touch the home plate and give the team a win. Basically, half of Yakuza 5 being slop and Majima's character assassination was worth it for Shinada.

this game is like a femme fatale in that it baits you into a complete disaster. akiyama's cool though i guess.

this game is awesome i wish spears were real

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no, shu takumi, saying that societal issues are rampant doesn't mean you can fall into those traps to an even worse degree.

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agent 4 fans are in the mud, so this dlc is peak i fear

Yo you wanna learn how to do a fuckin infinite? Imma teach your motherfuckin bitch ass, easiest shit in the motherfucking Yakuza 3, Yakuza 2, fuck it, I don’t give a fuck, Kazuma Kiryu. Alright jump up the boss, hit up fuckin heavy kick and then it’s motherfuckin, LIGHT PUNCH, FINISHING BLOW, FINISHING BLOW 2, walk in whichever way you fuckin going, you only hit fuckin up motherfuckin finishing blow, you can’t do it while they're standing motherfucker, that shit don’t work. Let’s start this motherfucker off right, ah, ow, ow, ow, dropped that shit. Redo it motherfucker, ah, ow, how’s it taste? Keep the rhythm up. If you fuck up the rhythm, the motherfucking combo will drop motherfucker. Keep that motherfucking shit up, you keep that same motherfucking rhythm, if you drop this motherfucker then it will not be motherfucking cool. You can cancel it out into a motherfucking finishing throw but I ain’t gonna do that shit, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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dgs1 can't really stand on its own weight(including the final villain) and the endings of cases 1/3 + not being able to investigate case 4's scene are kinda stupid but the main characters make up for it. overall good experience, can't wait for dgs2 to utilize this game's potential.

Call me the Bed of Chaos on how the second half of this game put me to sleep.

230 million years ago, the dinosaurs discovered a monolith, carrying dimensions of about 291 cm x 51 cm x 60 cm. What the parasaurolophus saw written in the ancient texts was the following:

“Renne Bright”

And the parasaurolophus, along with 550 of its kin, kneeled.

이 게임을 마친 이후로 저는 정말 걱정이 많았습니다. 만약에... 제가 26년 전 습격에서 살아남은 징원 마피아 중 한 명인가요?

I could’ve been born in 10,000 B.C. reading caveman hieroglyphics on stone tablets. Instead, I’ve been blessed to live in the same era as Falcom's Kuro no Kiseki. I can't believe my fortune.

When are developers gonna make gaming moments like the beginning of Chapter 5 again

The Yakuza Kiwami of Fire Emblem games