Given that this was a phone game originally I think this remake gives it the quality it deserves, not as good as TSC but it does its own thing
Great music written by different composers

The non metroidvania part is way better
Great 8-bit/16-bit music

Good dumb fun, no game has managed to give me such a satisfying cutting system
Amazing music

You can beat the game very easily but you'll have to travel around a miniaturized galaxy for a good amount of time to know how to
Great music

I love screaming at my friend that he's failing something I should've done

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The designs are over the top, just like the personalities of the characters
Sadly it falls flat at the very end, but the rest is memorable enough to stick with you despite the obvious lazy stock graphics
Great music

If I catch on fire I can piss in the air and extinguish myself

I bought this for 7 euros and I don't feel ripped off
In both games there is a bit of padding but it's more noticeable in Shenmue 2
Great music

It feels pretty much like the dreamcast games mood wise, except this time the ending is the worst cockblock the world could ever get fuck you Yu Suzuki #yuscam

Zachtronics' masterpiece: a great difficulty slope, a good mix of puzzles, interesting setups
Great music

I can't play this anymore I developed a slight epilepsy

Yes I wanna die because of friendly fire again thank you

UPDATE: my friend and I beat the game after 42.9 hours