the books were better

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH

fuck yeah. fuck yeah. fuck YEAH.

they just don't make em like they used to

trash

sherb is funny, would be 5/5 if they had gyroids but they spent all that development time making actual features instead so im gonna have to deduct a point, nintendo better get their shit together

one of those games that's only good if the people playing it are just right

when i play this game my hands become high precision weapons of destruction so one time at the arcade my friend put his hand on one of the face buttons just as i was about to press it and my finger poked clean through his palm so now all my friends call him "hole hand" honestly its not that bad because now he can carry a roll of quarters in there so whenever we need to do laundry we just call up ol' hole hand and he spots us also they added hare hare yukai to this one so its good

they made it funny without making it unbearable i wish more writers would use their fucking brains also its fun

project m

workshop let me play as bowser

better than that other one

alphys should die in a pit

i used to sit in the college cafeteria and spend hours breaking this game over and over again instead of studying and now im a dropout so thats cool

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