JUMP JUMP. SLIDE SLIDE. JU-JUMP JU-JUMP. SLIDE SLIDE.

Got so fucking bored, this isn't for me.

I will never forget the day I bought this home and played it. I have never hyperfixated on an universe so fucking hard -- this game lives in my lexicon, in my mannerism, in my creative process.

She owns me.

I know the exact day I beat this fucking game cause I had a 10-years-long beef with never being able to finish this game for some reason.

I sure would fucking love to understand what this game is but I have a feeling that even an English Patch may not help me here.

I had a terrible stomachache when I got this game for my birthday and it didn't heal it, but I had SO MUCH FUN OTHERWISE.

The camp, the theatrics, the REVAMPED SOUNDTRACK. This game is nearly perfect, I won't take criticism.

Overrated, the game.
*Edit: SH2 fans overhyped this and now its lost the spunk.

Sagat has done irrepairable damage to my taste in men.

Forever haunted by this fucking game and the ending thank you goodnight.

I will never fucking forget one of the basketball players having the same face of my brother's friend LMAO.

I CAN MARRY A LIBRARIAN THIS FUCKING RULES!!

THAT FUCKING MENU SOUND EFFECT WHY IS IT SO LOUD WH Y

This game CHANGED everything I don't care. This is THE one. THE delicious Cocaine on top of the iceberg and from here deeper we just don't got that Dawg that Silent Hill 1 has. You know I'm right.

This game comes standard with any Super Nintendo, and if it doesn't, it SHOULD. It's fun, it's colorful, it runs smoothly, it's just a grand old time!