CaptainLeona
1998
I love when they talk for a LONG TIME.
2003
This review contains spoilers
THE game you play when your dad has fucking croaked it and you're angry as FUCK, there's nothing more enlightening than this.
100% Recommended.
100% Recommended.
2003
I had no friends when I was a kid, so playing Multi Theft Auto made me feel less alone even though I was consistently harassed by teenage boys.
An absolute improvement from the first one. Insanely so, even if my boy Donkey Kong is absent.
2005
You want to know how scary this was? Play tester audiences had NIGHTMARES over one of the stalkers you encounter in the game. This shit is FIRE.
2003
AHHHH. UHHH IT HURTS.
Hyenard?
IT'S YOU WHO'S CAUSING MY SUFFERING. THEN IF I TEAR YOU TO PIECES. MY PAIN WILL STOP.
WOOOH WOOH!! BURN!!! BURN!! BURN TO THE GROUND!! AH! OOH!! TRANSFORM-- BURN B-BURN T OTHE GROUND BURN!!! OH O H wOOOH! BURN TO TH--WOOH!! BUR-BURN!!! BURN TO THE--AH! WOOH WOOH!! TRANSFOMATION-- BURN!! BURN!! BURN!! BURN TO THE GROUND.
Hyenard?
IT'S YOU WHO'S CAUSING MY SUFFERING. THEN IF I TEAR YOU TO PIECES. MY PAIN WILL STOP.
WOOOH WOOH!! BURN!!! BURN!! BURN TO THE GROUND!! AH! OOH!! TRANSFORM-- BURN B-BURN T OTHE GROUND BURN!!! OH O H wOOOH! BURN TO TH--WOOH!! BUR-BURN!!! BURN TO THE--AH! WOOH WOOH!! TRANSFOMATION-- BURN!! BURN!! BURN!! BURN TO THE GROUND.
1999
This game CHANGED everything I don't care. This is THE one. THE delicious Cocaine on top of the iceberg and from here deeper we just don't got that Dawg that Silent Hill 1 has. You know I'm right.
Who thought that making THAT SEQUENCE was a good fucking idea????
1990
This game comes standard with any Super Nintendo, and if it doesn't, it SHOULD. It's fun, it's colorful, it runs smoothly, it's just a grand old time!
2005
Played the SHIT out of her like I only had this game available in my library holy shit this was fun.
I wasted SO MUCH TIME making my own character and that's literally okay. No problem.
2006
I will never forget the day I bought this home and played it. I have never hyperfixated on an universe so fucking hard -- this game lives in my lexicon, in my mannerism, in my creative process.
She owns me.
She owns me.
1995
I know the exact day I beat this fucking game cause I had a 10-years-long beef with never being able to finish this game for some reason.
2001
Overrated, the game.
*Edit: SH2 fans overhyped this and now its lost the spunk.
*Edit: SH2 fans overhyped this and now its lost the spunk.
2005
I had a terrible stomachache when I got this game for my birthday and it didn't heal it, but I had SO MUCH FUN OTHERWISE.