You know what the new GTAs need that this one does have? A fart and burp button, THAT is what's fucking missing in this franchise.

I wanted to have that weird chain on his arm SO BAD. Anyways, I quite enjoyed this one a lot more than the previous one because this one felt less 2000s if that makes sense.

Julia Chang, Julia Chang, Julia Chang, Julia Chang.

Insanely fun game. I was locked away from it for a long time but once I got the controller to play it, it was so much more worth it.

FIGHT ME. THIS GAME FUCKING RULES.
I loved this bitch, she was so fucking fun I would play her over and over again AND HELL, I PLAYED HER IN THE WORST VERSION OF THE GAME.

She's good.

People wanted a new Silent Hill story and now that they got one they're bitching because it's modernized and fresh. LMAO, buncha losers.

JUMP JUMP. SLIDE SLIDE. JU-JUMP JU-JUMP. SLIDE SLIDE.

WEABOO SLASH.

I get to eat wild things, get seduced by Eva, get beaten by a 6'4" electric freak AND talk to a Quack about movies and other stuff. WHO WOULDN'T LOVE THIS GAME.

She's frustrating but you cannot look at me in the fucking eyes and tell me this isn't the scariest Silent Hill there is. NONE OF THEM hold a candle to the fucking insanity this one is.

When I tell you this game STARTED my love for women in ponytails--.

LONG STRETCHY NECKS LONG STRETCHY NECKS LONG STRETCHY NECKS LONG STRETCHY NECKS

A lot clunkier, a lot less polished, but so is your mom and I still love her.

Shout out to some folks at Youtube and I for being the only people on the fucking planet that tried to get through this game.