Why the fuck could I have been born with the Metroidvania loving genes? What genius decided to make me like Balan Wonderworld yet view the Metroid games with an uncaring point of view?

Joshua is overrated. Boom. Send tweet. The idea that he and Neku are a good romantic couple is laughable. Besides, Neku is way too good for Joshua.

I'm so lucky this wasn't the last Katamari game I played out of the first 4 games, otherwise I probably would have loved it less realizing it's just a greatest hits compilation. Still my favorite of the series for that very reason and Katamari Drive.

Gameplay perfection. The best game on the Switch and the best 3D Platformer there is.

I only managed to beat it by sheer luck thanks to Plague Knight. He is the best knight.

A great game when it first came out by has unfortunately been surpassed by the chad known as Plague Knight

9/10 would disappoint my mother again

The most fun of the campaigns with one of the best romance stories I have ever seen. No cap. Hats are a waste of felt! They fall off in the wind! Hoods are objectively more utilitarian!

You play as a damned soul trapped to serve a evil enchantress while wearing a special cloak that can make you skateboard.

I wouldn't have touched it in the first place had it not been for a friend randomly giving it to me out of the blue. It was fun before all the controversies rolled in.

The game that Valve wishes it could ignore despite all the fans telling them to get their shit together.

Fun in small doses, but with all news stories leaking out, I wouldn't blame you for not playing it.

You wanted me to play through the same level THREE different times as different characters?!? For the rest of the game?!? Fuck out of here.

This is NOT Super Meat Boy. It's an endless runner with randomly generated levels in Super Meat Boy's skin.