This is what that terrible Sackboy Subway Surfer knockoff should have been.

This shouldn't be as charming as it is, but it's definitely one of the better rage games out there.

It is definitely a game worth checking out first before committing to a full playthrough.

It's fine for a few rounds, but the joy drains out after a handful of turns.

This game has dumb humor and charming gritty graphics with a unique gimmick for its adventure game; all up my alley.

You were pretty decent at being a parking game.

That sign won't stop me, because I know the game mechanics!

So if the dealer shoots himself in the black space with the shotgun not knowing if it's loaded or not, is that considered a shot in the dark?

I hesitate to call it bad, but considering this is between Adventure and Dream Land 3, two superior games, it's not a game I would choose above them.

It could be my Series S, but how is the lag even worse than Pokémon Scarlet?!? The game itself is fun and decent enough; easy enough to lose track of time in there, but damn do the graphics bite this game in the butt with frame rate issues and just not being to properly load at times.

This isn't the same Turnip Boy game that the Evading Taxes game is; it's a roguelike and it's just the fact that this is way more up my alley than the original game that allows me to love it.

Fall Guys on mobile be like:

I am nostalgia blind to this game, but goddamn, even with the slippery controls and camera, I just can't help but smile while playing this.

...Is it wrong to say that I think I prefer this over the original Celeste?

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Oh, it's a metaphor for feeling isolated and fearing that no one understands you. They added personal grief and trauma to my wholesome Disney-branded Stardew Valley game.