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Ms. Pac-Man
1982
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
Pac-Man has a girrrrrlfrieeend, ooooooohh. What's the difference between this and just regular Pac-Man? I couldn't find a difference. I'm pretty good at Pac-Man. And I have an idea for a cereal called "Pac-Man Dots", and it's gonna be like one of those 90s kids that like on the TV, the advertisements that pop up, but they forgot to write the paperwork to put Pac-Man in the commercial, so they got sued, so it's out of business. (chuckles) This is not real.
Pac-Man has a girrrrrlfrieeend, ooooooohh. What's the difference between this and just regular Pac-Man? I couldn't find a difference. I'm pretty good at Pac-Man. And I have an idea for a cereal called "Pac-Man Dots", and it's gonna be like one of those 90s kids that like on the TV, the advertisements that pop up, but they forgot to write the paperwork to put Pac-Man in the commercial, so they got sued, so it's out of business. (chuckles) This is not real.
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
Nope. Too many spiders. It's like if Shelob, Aragog, and the spiders from the Hobbit had a party and had a bunch of sweet baby spidelets, and then they became teenagers and started jumping.
...wait. Spice? Dune?
Nope. Too many spiders. It's like if Shelob, Aragog, and the spiders from the Hobbit had a party and had a bunch of sweet baby spidelets, and then they became teenagers and started jumping.
...wait. Spice? Dune?
Infinite Craft
2024
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
Math, but with EVERYTHING. I've made like a billion Sharknado movies. And I've made death. It's fun for a while, but then it gets hard to make new things so it's boring. I've made three original things. It means that I was the first person to make them! "Spiked Boyfriends" and "Spiked Girlfriends" and a Sharknado movie.
Math, but with EVERYTHING. I've made like a billion Sharknado movies. And I've made death. It's fun for a while, but then it gets hard to make new things so it's boring. I've made three original things. It means that I was the first person to make them! "Spiked Boyfriends" and "Spiked Girlfriends" and a Sharknado movie.
Suika Game
2021
Take off that mask, Suika. You can't fool me. I know what you are beneath that fruity aesthetic, and I REFUSE to let you hook me again! I got up to 2048 a watermelon, I'm calling this game beaten now.
Yakuza 5 Remastered
2019
Yakuza 5 is an anthology series.
Episode 1 - Kazuma Kiryu
“Suicidal Pedestrian Kart”
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The citizens of Nagasugai are desperate to die! It is your job to thwart the morbid plans of the populace while lawfully delivering your passengers!
Episode 2 - Taiga Saejima
“Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts: Sapporo Edition feat. Weapon Distribution Santa”
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Eat tripe, learn what a Marten is, and giggle every time Saejima says “Baba-chan”!
Episode 3 - Haruka Sawamura
“Harukatsune Miku”
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Sing and dance as you learn to stand up for yourself, but also repeat things back to authority figures verbatim and follow countless instructions without any error or deviation of any kind!
Episode 4 - Shun Akiyama
“Inept Businessman Simulator: Osaka Expansion”
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Spend very little time establishing a new office because there’s so much DANCING and KICKING to do!
Episode 5 - Tatsuo Shinada
“Brothel Baseball Chocobo Racer”
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Whack balls, race chickens, and write smut to get out of CRIPPLING DEBT!
Episode 6 - All
"Yakuzavengers: Homecoming"
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Probably the most baffling, nonsensical climax of any Yakuza game so far, but that doesn't stop it from being hype!
Episode 1 - Kazuma Kiryu
“Suicidal Pedestrian Kart”
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The citizens of Nagasugai are desperate to die! It is your job to thwart the morbid plans of the populace while lawfully delivering your passengers!
Episode 2 - Taiga Saejima
“Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts: Sapporo Edition feat. Weapon Distribution Santa”
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Eat tripe, learn what a Marten is, and giggle every time Saejima says “Baba-chan”!
Episode 3 - Haruka Sawamura
“Harukatsune Miku”
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Sing and dance as you learn to stand up for yourself, but also repeat things back to authority figures verbatim and follow countless instructions without any error or deviation of any kind!
Episode 4 - Shun Akiyama
“Inept Businessman Simulator: Osaka Expansion”
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Spend very little time establishing a new office because there’s so much DANCING and KICKING to do!
Episode 5 - Tatsuo Shinada
“Brothel Baseball Chocobo Racer”
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Whack balls, race chickens, and write smut to get out of CRIPPLING DEBT!
Episode 6 - All
"Yakuzavengers: Homecoming"
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Probably the most baffling, nonsensical climax of any Yakuza game so far, but that doesn't stop it from being hype!
Astro Bears
2019
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
My high score in Jetfish Hunting is 62, and bears without helmets are choking in space
My high score in Jetfish Hunting is 62, and bears without helmets are choking in space
Pokémon Y
2013
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I named my Chespin "JONATHAN GD", and now it turned into a spikeball and I don't really like it, because a guy called Jonathan GD's logo is a Chespin. And also I named a bunny "A SACK OF POOP" (uncontrollable giggling)
I named my Chespin "JONATHAN GD", and now it turned into a spikeball and I don't really like it, because a guy called Jonathan GD's logo is a Chespin. And also I named a bunny "A SACK OF POOP" (uncontrollable giggling)
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I don't like real-life-making games. What's that called? Life simulators? I only like GOD SIMULATORS
I don't like real-life-making games. What's that called? Life simulators? I only like GOD SIMULATORS
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I'm very good at it, and I like spamming stickers. Mostly the "MISSED" sticker, it's a evil Bowser, and it's HECKLING
I'm very good at it, and I like spamming stickers. Mostly the "MISSED" sticker, it's a evil Bowser, and it's HECKLING
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I don't like RPGs, and I want to squish a bug
I don't like RPGs, and I want to squish a bug
Cuphead
2017
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I like how it looks, and I like old cartoons, but it's IMPOSSIBLE. A guy did it without deaths and I respect him very much. He actually did it! The guy is called Beard Bear.
I like how it looks, and I like old cartoons, but it's IMPOSSIBLE. A guy did it without deaths and I respect him very much. He actually did it! The guy is called Beard Bear.
Diggerman
2018
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
SteamWorld Dig but simpler. I fell into lava once.
SteamWorld Dig but simpler. I fell into lava once.
Duck Game
2014
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
It's actually as old as me! I like it that the ducks have guns, it should be goose game, cuz gooses are evil.
It's actually as old as me! I like it that the ducks have guns, it should be goose game, cuz gooses are evil.
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I like- It's one of my favorite things, you get to set up little islands. It's sad that you can't go back to other islands to work on them.
I like- It's one of my favorite things, you get to set up little islands. It's sad that you can't go back to other islands to work on them.
Fashion Police Squad
2022
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
I thought it was gonna be a 2D Brawler, and you also get to put clothes on people with tank tops. And you have to fight the evil businessmen. I mean, all businessmen are evil.
I thought it was gonna be a 2D Brawler, and you also get to put clothes on people with tank tops. And you have to fight the evil businessmen. I mean, all businessmen are evil.