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actually one of the best games ever made

They need to make more games that actively hate the player like this. You will learn more from getting 100% in this game than taking any class in college, I speak from experience.

CBT stands for Cock and 🅱️ikmin Torture.

Death Stranding: You Are/Can(Not) Alone/Advance/Redo + 3.0 + 1.0

Baby's first subversive video game

the video game equivalent of asking you to spell "icup" out loud

Peppino is normal and can be trusted with a gun

once you get over the fact that this is clear DLC bait, and that you spend half your life savings on getting all those damn map DLCs, it's just about one of the best games I've ever played. drive through the day and through the night, from Cali to Texas and beyond, deliver eggs or other semi-trucks, roll your windows up and down, see the sequoias, the mountains and the deserts. go 90MPH on country roads carrying tens of thousands of dollars worth of explosive chemicals, or respect traffic laws perfectly. you're free. you're the king. the American dream.

projared gave it a 4 out of 10 but he cheated on his wife

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hole best ending. bucket is my wife.