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I finally got Superb on everything. Here’s my top and bottom 3 of the main minigames.

BEST:
3. Karate Man
2. Double Date
1. Flipper-Flop

WORST:
3. Launch Party
2. Tap Troupe
1. Love Rap (I have a DEEP hatred in my heart for this one in particular)



Very obviously an arcade game ported directly to consoles with about one hour of content available wrapped in one of the worst soundtracks I have ever heard. Even with these drawbacks, the visual spectacle of driving straight up the Empire State Building and ramming King Kong off the side of the building to cut 5 seconds off your time cannot be understated.

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⣿⣧⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿Nah, I'd Refund ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣠⣿
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⡟⢙⣻⡿⠫⢐⣒⣛⠻⣉⣽⣿⣾⠈⠓⠕⢜⢦⡈⠻⢧⡀⢹⣿⣷⡄⣹⣿⡿⣹⣭⣦⡲⠒⣴⠛⠸⠦⣠⣉⠣⣴⣈⠘⠳⠝⣦⢙⣿⣿
⣿⣆⠈⠡⢬⠍⠛⠒⣛⢭⢚⣛⣳⣶⢤⣄⣀⠑⠿⣦⣌⡙⢾⣽⣿⣿⣾⠟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣻⣟⣼⣿⡿⠛⠋⢙⠐⢦⡁⢲⡹⣦⡑⣸⣿
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After fiddling around with this game for less than 2 hours I can confidently say that anyone who thinks this is one of the worst games ever made has either
1. Never played another 2600 game in their life
2. Didn’t read the manual
Seriously y’all need to calm down about this one. Not that it’s perfect, obviously. Getting out of pits is easy with practice but sometimes you fall into one on a screen transition. Or the fact that humans will frequently walk onto the screen while you’re waiting for the timer and ruin your attempt. But it’s pretty ambitious for a 2600 game, and unfortunately it was a bit of a rush job. It didn’t crash the video game industry, Atari did by wasting money producing way more copies of this than anyone could reasonably sell. Give this one a chance (with a manual at your side) and you might actually have a little fun with it! But play Yars’ Revenge first. Or maybe just play that actually

That stupid fu**ing 100m dash Gold Gem took years off my lifespan.

4.5/5 A new favorite! If they removed that particular Gold Gem from the game it would be a 5/5.

Ya dejen de pasarme!
Abran paso al profesor.

You have no idea how many things are able to stop Mr. Domino

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