Honestly, forget the gimmick. Defusing a bomb on your own is just as stressful.

A story is taking place. Do I understand it? I want to. I want to so badly.

I mean, I'm not sure you could do much better for a beatmania port to GBC honestly. Neat little novelty.

Tetris The Grandmaster 0, kind of. It's still immensely hard. The song in the final section gives me anxiety when I listen to it now, which sucks because it's also immense beatmania vibes.

I can't fucking believe how much Tetris they shoved into this thing, it's genuinely insane. That's the best way I can put it, it's got the most Tetris out of any Tetris game I've seen. If you want variety, play this one.

Goodnight, my sweet prince...

They gave Tetris a third dimension and some floating head thing and it fucking rocks. I livestreamed myself going through 101 levels in this game several years ago and I don't regret it. Masterpiece of a block dropper.

Sixteen squares and none of them want to consistently stay in a place where I can access them. But once a cabinet is ready to show its face around here again, I'll be ready.

Have you ever wanted to play a rhythm game on a washing machine? Sega has you covered.

"It is the nineties, and there is time for Klax" was immensely spot on, as it was released in 1990 and you bet your ass I'd make room for it in my scheduled. Block dropping fun, but with a conveyor belt to give you the pieces. Chaotic.

It's so big that the leaderboard has 1000 places. And I've been at the top of it! Also it's just fuckin good gimmicky Tetris.

Compared to modern iterations it's dogwater but it has the charm (and soundtrack in some cases) the the new ones miss, and I just think it's somehow more fun despite being the same game. I was born after it released.

Being the first one, it's a little odd. It's also the easiest apparently. I wouldn't know, they're all hard to me.

After Konami almost killed the series out of incompetence for at least the third time, they made this one. Quite the glow up, if I do say so myself. And it's DDR, which is always fun.

I could not possibly be as good as this game needs me to.