Of all Tetris games to get on ESPN, there's definitely better options. But there's worse ones too.

It's so big that the leaderboard has 1000 places. And I've been at the top of it! Also it's just fuckin good gimmicky Tetris.

I can't fucking believe how much Tetris they shoved into this thing, it's genuinely insane. That's the best way I can put it, it's got the most Tetris out of any Tetris game I've seen. If you want variety, play this one.

Tetris The Grandmaster 0, kind of. It's still immensely hard. The song in the final section gives me anxiety when I listen to it now, which sucks because it's also immense beatmania vibes.

Wasted Potential: The Lumines Game. Seriously, was porting CPU VS mode and making the engine not eat inputs that hard? The hell happened? Still Lumines, so it's good, but it's not a lot of it!

Brainrot/10. I have nothing more to add.

This is the Pokemon game I needed. I could never enjoy the mainline RPGs and the good side game content had been lacking since New Snap had released, but this. This is it. It's so different and refreshing that I stuck with the entire thing, and the game made sure it was worth my time. Would be a perfect five if Game Freak could get the graphics going in any capacity. I can look past it with a title as good as this but there's definitely issues.

I hate to say it, but legacy and community carries this game for me. There's only so long that can keep me going. It was definitely worth the hours I've put in though.

I mean, come on.

It isn't good. It's got every mark of a mobile game except for ads. But you can bet your bottom dollar that I'll return back to it every so often. God damn it.

It's Dig Dug. In the arcade sphere I find it a bit overrated but it's still good. Not much else to say. I could make the same inflation fetish joke that everyone else did, I guess.

I mean, I'm not sure you could do much better for a beatmania port to GBC honestly. Neat little novelty.

It's fuckin Mr. Driller! Dig downwards is all it seems to be but as soon as you realize you can fucking die the game gets a lot deeper. I wish I were better than I am, and I'm still pretty good.

Terror Instinct sums it up better than anything I could say, but at least there's an option to use a rotation system I can actually vibe with. Honestly, if it weren't for the butt-ass qualification system it'd be a perfect 5, but they really wanted every possible credit.

[Played on Android, not iOS.] They put a block dropping game on mobile and it went about as well as you expected. Come for the sweet original and Rez-inspired skins, stay because you have to play their respective packs 3 times to unlock them all. Ugh. It's still Lumines though, so sins can be forgiven.