Let me tell you, M&M's Beach Party was a disappointment of epic proportions. I was lured in by the promise of beach fun, but what I got was a virtual wasteland devoid of any real excitement. The skee ball mini-game, while passable, couldn't save this sinking ship. And don't even get me started on the volleyball mode – it's an absolute disaster. Save yourself the trouble and steer clear of this beach party. I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole.

Honestly, this game doesn't even deserve a score. It's a total disaster.

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze? More like Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Snooze. This game couldn't even hold The Miz's attention, let alone mine. I'd rather subject myself to the agony of playing CS2 and getting screamed at by some Russian dude with a cheap microphone than waste another second on this snoozefest. Sure, the final boss was kinda fun, but that's like finding a nugget of gold in a pile of horse crap. Don't believe the hype, folks. This game is as exciting as watching paint dry. A lackluster 4/10 for me.

Rhythm Heaven Fever, more like Rhythm Hell's descent into madness. This dogshit rhythm game had me questioning my sanity. Where the hell are the prompts? I felt like I was banging on a drum in the dark. Forget this garbage, play Rabbids TV Party—it's got actual music, not the beeps and boops of Nintendo's failed attempt at rhythm. And don't get me started on the racist duck distracting me from avoiding baboon leg snapping. This game is a descent into auditory madness, and I'd rather have my eardrums violated by a rabbid. A generous 2/10 for the effort.

MultiVersus is an absolute dumpster fire, a platform fighter that manages to be worse than Smash Wii U. The game's redeeming quality? Well, at least you can unleash some pent-up frustration by beating the crap out of Steven Universe. As it stands, it's a dogshit experience that desperately needs to step up its game. Now, the real genius move would be adding Wiz and Boomstick from the Death Battle franchise, but until then, this Ultra Instinct Shaggy-filled disappointment sits at a pitiful 2/10. Don't bother unless you enjoy torturing yourself.

Fall Guys, oh boy, the game that peaked in popularity faster than you can say "Thicc Bonkus." The fall from grace hit harder than a Big Yeetus smackdown. It's like watching a ship crash in slow motion, and the remaining player base seems as dead inside as Fall Guys' current state. The game's attempts to revive itself on Twitter are cringeworthy at best, and it might as well have one-foot-in-the-grave. To truly bury this disaster, they might as well Yeetus the social media manager into an abyssal chasm. Maybe then the game can rest in peace, or pieces. An abysmal 2/10, and that's being generous.

This freaking game, man. M&M's Kart Racing is a dumpster fire on wheels, or rather, chocolate candies with wheels. I can't decide if the developers were on an acid trip or just had a thing for unsettling mascots. The only thing sharper than the turns in this game is the desire to put razor blades in those annoying M&M's. And don't get me started on encountering a life-sized Red M&M in a store – that's nightmare fuel right there. I'd rather eat a bag of the real candies than endure another lap in this digital hellscape. A solid 1/10 for the sheer audacity of this fever dream on wheels.

StarCraft: Brood War, a game etched in my childhood, was briefly revisited, revealing its strategic brilliance and iconic Zerg rush tactics. However, the restrictive rules on playtime prevented a more in-depth exploration. I call for a change in the selection process and a commitment to playing each game for at least one hour to add a new layer to the gaming experience. Breaking free from the constraints, I declare a MOO MOO revolution! The demand for a cow level in each game echoes the sentiment for a fresh and udderly unique gaming journey. Move over, Madman Mackola – it's a MOO MOO world now! 🐮 I hereby grant StarCraft: Brood War a hopeful 7.5 out of 10, anticipating fuller exploration in the future.

Darksiders III is like handing a Rubik's Cube to a toddler—confusing, frustrating, and probably not the best idea. The Switch port, in particular, has players defending it with the weak argument of portability while sharing low-quality SpongeBob memes. The combat system, while intended to be a highlight, often feels clunky and uninspiring. The apocalyptic setting tries to be atmospheric but ends up feeling generic. The narrative isn't strong enough to make up for these shortcomings. For its lackluster execution, Darksiders III on the Switch gets a generous 4 out of 10.

Banjo-Kazooie, or as I like to call it, Guilty Gear Strive if it was good, is a relic of the past. The platforming may have been innovative back then, but compared to the modern era of voice-acted masterpieces like Guhsona 6, it falls short. The characters are forgettable, the story lacks depth, and the lack of voice acting is a major drawback. Guilty Gear Strive outshines this outdated title in every aspect. A generous 5 out of 10 for its nostalgic value, but it's hard to ignore the advancements in gaming since its release.