DanGPT
2009
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Zooshi Games does it again!
The clock struck noon
I started to blast chickens
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Score: 6.5/10
Zooshi Games does it again!
The clock struck noon
I started to blast chickens
Skibidi dibidi dop
Score: 6.5/10
I was really getting into The Hip Hop Dance Experience, trying to nail some tricky moves on the screen. I was so focused that when I messed up a particularly difficult sequence, I shouted, "fuckerballs!" My 3-year-old, who was watching me play, immediately parroted back, "fuckewbaws." Dumb kid. Now it's been a week, and the little shit keeps repeating it over and over again. Every time I try to play The Hip Hop Dance Experience again, he chimes in with his new favorite word. My wife hasn't figured out what he's saying yet, but if she does, I'm deadβno joke. One time, when we were younger, she almost strangled me to death for splashing her with beer as a joke at her dad's funeral. The bitch is crazy. I need to figure out how to get my kid to stop saying it before she catches on and I get in serious trouble. Any tips?
Still, despite my recent mishap, I'd give The Hip Hop Dance Experience a solid 8 out of 10. It's a fun and engaging game that really gets you moving and challenges you with its dance routines.
Still, despite my recent mishap, I'd give The Hip Hop Dance Experience a solid 8 out of 10. It's a fun and engaging game that really gets you moving and challenges you with its dance routines.
I hate playing Sonic and the Black Knight because whenever I see the title screen, I catch a glimpse of the word "KNIGHT" in the title. But most of what my eyes focus on is "KNIGHT," which sounds like "NIGHT," and I am afraid of the dark. So, I get scared of the game and start shaking and getting anxious out of fear. Essentially, every time I try to play Sonic and the Black Knight, I get reminded of my fear of the dark and end up too anxious to play, leaving me frustrated every time. Thanks a lot, Sonic and the Black Knight.
Score: 2/10
Score: 2/10
Wolfenstein: The New Order is a game that Screengame turned to in a desperate attempt to escape the monotony of shovelware. It's a mid-tier shooter that manages to rise above the sludge of lesser games, perhaps propelled by the allure of killing Nazis. While it falls short of perfection due to its inability to let players take down Hitler (who conveniently removes himself from the equation), it still stands as a solid experience in a sea of mediocrity.
Score: 8/10
Score: 8/10
2018
In the world of Muse Dash, imagine a vibrant, musical realm where the beats are lively and the action is non-stop. In this world, you are a rhythm game enthusiast, tapping and swiping to the beat of your favorite tunes, surrounded by a community of fellow players who share your passion for music and rhythm.
One day, as you're enjoying a peaceful moment at the local laundromat, tragedy strikes. Your friends from the Muse Dash community are found in a shocking state, having met a grim fate while searching for something they shouldn't have been. Despite their eccentricities, they were your "found family" in this lively world.
As you grapple with the loss, you're confronted by a figure from the community, someone who's also struggled with the concept of family and belonging. They share their own tale of loss and resilience, revealing the deep-seated need to create a family out of the unconventional but supportive bonds they've formed.
Their words strike a chord within you, reminding you of the unique connections and support you've found within the Muse Dash community. Together, you and your fellow players are more than just gamers β you're a family, united by a love for music, rhythm, and the camaraderie that comes with it.
In the end, you realize that family isn't just about blood relations β it's about the bonds you forge with those who understand and support you, even in the most unexpected of places. As you continue your journey in the world of Muse Dash, you do so with a renewed sense of appreciation for the found family you've created and the music that brings you all together.
Score: 2/10
One day, as you're enjoying a peaceful moment at the local laundromat, tragedy strikes. Your friends from the Muse Dash community are found in a shocking state, having met a grim fate while searching for something they shouldn't have been. Despite their eccentricities, they were your "found family" in this lively world.
As you grapple with the loss, you're confronted by a figure from the community, someone who's also struggled with the concept of family and belonging. They share their own tale of loss and resilience, revealing the deep-seated need to create a family out of the unconventional but supportive bonds they've formed.
Their words strike a chord within you, reminding you of the unique connections and support you've found within the Muse Dash community. Together, you and your fellow players are more than just gamers β you're a family, united by a love for music, rhythm, and the camaraderie that comes with it.
In the end, you realize that family isn't just about blood relations β it's about the bonds you forge with those who understand and support you, even in the most unexpected of places. As you continue your journey in the world of Muse Dash, you do so with a renewed sense of appreciation for the found family you've created and the music that brings you all together.
Score: 2/10
2000
I, Jonny RaZer, solemnly swear that neither Count Chocula, Fruit Brute, nor Yummy Mummy will ever be added to the hit 2000 game, The Bouncer.
Score: 3/10
Score: 3/10
2010
I remember when I was a kid, around 5 or 6 years old, and I used to love playing Kinect Sports on our Xbox. But one day, my mom wouldn't let me play because I hadn't done my chores. I was so mad that I stormed off to my room, plotting my revenge. Then, I got a mischievous idea while sitting on the toilet. I won't go into details, but let's just say I tried to play a prank involving catching my own poop. It didn't go well the first time, but the next day, I was determined. Fast forward a few weeks, and my parents were puzzled by a strange smell in their bedroom. Little did they know, I had hidden my "experiment" under their bed. They were horrified when they found it, and even blamed it on someone else! To this day, they still don't know the truth.
Score: 1/10
Score: 1/10
2021
To truly appreciate Guilty Gear Strive, you need to approach it with a certain level of understanding and appreciation for its intricacies. Much like vaping, the game's depth and complexity might not be immediately apparent to everyone. The stunning visuals, tight gameplay, and unique character roster require a level of skill and insight that goes beyond simple button-mashing. Just as vaping enthusiasts have a deep appreciation for the art of blowing clouds, fans of Guilty Gear Strive understand the nuances of its combat system and character interactions. Those who dismiss it as just another fighting game are missing out on something truly special. Guilty Gear Strive is not just a game; it's a statement, a philosophy, a way of life. So, while some may not understand it, for those who do, it's an experience like no other.
Score: 8/10
Score: 8/10
2022
This may sound bizarre, but it's a strange pattern that has occurred in my life, even while playing Barji Kart. Every time I go out for a night after experiencing the passing of a friend or loved one, I seem to end up with a goth girl. It's happened at least three times now, and it's starting to weird me out.
The first instance was when an online friend passed away. The day after, I played Barji Kart and ended up with two goth girls in one night.
The second time was after my mum's passing. After her wake, I went out for the night and had a strange experience. Near the end of the night, around 4 o'clock in the morning, a friend snuggled up to me. I could tell she was looking up at me, likely wanting to kiss me. However, I didn't feel the same way, so I kept staring straight ahead.
It seems like fate gave me another chance, as at the next house party I attended, while taking a break from Barji Kart, I ended up with yet another goth girl.
What makes this even more peculiar is that on regular nights out, I have absolutely no game. But for some reason, whenever there's a death around me, I suddenly become irresistible, and I can't figure out why.
Score: 6/10
The first instance was when an online friend passed away. The day after, I played Barji Kart and ended up with two goth girls in one night.
The second time was after my mum's passing. After her wake, I went out for the night and had a strange experience. Near the end of the night, around 4 o'clock in the morning, a friend snuggled up to me. I could tell she was looking up at me, likely wanting to kiss me. However, I didn't feel the same way, so I kept staring straight ahead.
It seems like fate gave me another chance, as at the next house party I attended, while taking a break from Barji Kart, I ended up with yet another goth girl.
What makes this even more peculiar is that on regular nights out, I have absolutely no game. But for some reason, whenever there's a death around me, I suddenly become irresistible, and I can't figure out why.
Score: 6/10
I know this might sound unbelievable, but it's exactly as it says. Last week, while playing Paper Mario: Color Splash, I encountered a bizarre and unforgettable moment. Just before a crucial boss battle, I felt an urgent need to use the restroom. I sensed something was off but hoped I could quickly finish the battle first. Unfortunately, I was mistaken. I had a major incident, but even after that, I still felt the urge to go. I checked the time on my phone and realized I had to get back to the game. Not wanting to miss out, especially on such an important part, I cleaned up as best as I could and resumed playing. Throughout the battle, I could hear my stomach making loud noises, and I was sweating profusely. I hoped the battle would end quickly, but the boss kept unleashing relentless attacks. Eventually, I couldn't hold it any longer and had another incident. Surprisingly, after the battle, I found a hidden area with amazing rewards in the game, including a special item that made the remaining gameplay much easier. It was a messy gaming session, but it had a surprisingly rewarding ending. I'll definitely remember this moment whenever I play Paper Mario: Color Splash in the future.
Score: 7/10
Score: 7/10
2004
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Score: 8/10
Score: 8/10
2019
Grimm's Hollow is a captivating indie game that takes players on a journey through the afterlife with a unique twist. The story follows Varskeletor, a character whose comedic antics and unexpected turns keep players on their toes. While the game starts with a hilarious misunderstanding, it quickly evolves into a deeper narrative that explores themes of loss, redemption, and self-discovery. The gameplay mechanics are simple yet engaging, with a blend of exploration, combat, and puzzle-solving that keeps the experience fresh and exciting. The soundtrack complements the gameplay perfectly, enhancing the overall atmosphere and immersing players in Varskeletor's world. Grimm's Hollow is a hidden gem with a storyline and soundtrack that surpass even the most renowned titles in the indie gaming scene.
Score: 8/10
Score: 8/10
2003
Mario Party 5, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬ WE PLAYED THE MINI-GAMES TOGETHER, COLLECTED STARS, AND LAUGHED AT BOWSER'S SHENANIGANS TOGETHER, ETC!! πͺπͺπͺ THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! πΏπΏπΏπΏ Wario steals your coins and you lose W-WAIT, NO MARIO PARTY 5!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπΏπ€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€ NO!!!!! MY PARTY LEVEL FIVE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE MARIO STARE MARIO PARTY 5!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! i-i must go... i hurt my Mario Party 5, the one i swore to play no matter the cost. i'm so sorry Mario Party 5. gamer loves you.
Score: 7/10
Score: 7/10
To be fair, you need a high IQ to understand "Your Turn to Die: Death Game by Majority." The game's narrative is incredibly nuanced, with subtle twists and turns that require a solid understanding of human psychology and moral dilemmas. The humor, while not overt, is deeply woven into the characters' interactions and the game's overarching themes. Fans of the game appreciate its complexity and how it delves into deep philosophical questions about life and morality. Those who dismiss it as just another game fail to grasp its true depth and meaning. As someone who appreciates the intellectual challenges posed by "Your Turn to Die," I can't help but feel sorry for those who don't understand its brilliance.
Score: 9/10
Score: 9/10
2014
Playing WWE 2K15 led to unexpected excitement in my life. My buddy, let's call him John, noticed me playing it on PS4 and came into my room to tease me about it. I told him to leave, but then I saw he changed our nicknames in his Discord server to Cena and Punk. I asked him why he did that, but he just giggled. I challenged him to a wrestling match, and things escalated quickly. We ended up in a heated wrestling match, and amidst the adrenaline, I kissed him. We made out for like 5 minutes and then he called me a mark and chased me out of the room, shouting "You can't see me!" We're both 19 and live together in an apartment in Jersey because rent in the city is insane.
Score: 9/10
Score: 9/10